To say that Mike Johnson is the worst Speaker in decades puts in a crowded field of incompetence. Aside from Nancy Pelosi, who could keep her caucus in line, they have all been miserable failures.
"So God gave one a real gift of gab, and was like, speaketh some rules to those assholes! And that helped a bit, for a while, with all the brother-stabbing, wife-fucking, idol and grain-coveting etc. that was driving them all out of their monkey minds."
As terrible as he’s been at this job, his real moment to shine will be when he declines to seat people after the midterms (I doubt he can last until 2029). He led the brief to overturn the 2020 election (quickly thrown out) and still voted against certification AFTER the Jan 6 attack. That’s literally his only job. Had Kamala won, it is safe to assume he would have led the fight to overturn those results.
Here's the best part. Mike will have no say in seating the new Congress. His Speakership ends at midnight on December 31, 2026. The first order of business on January 3, 2027 is to elect a new Speaker, who will administer the oath of office and seat the new Congress.
Wow, for even milquetoast, worthless Ann Wagner and her perpetual ski-slope head to throw out a curse word, they really must be sick of MJ.
Wow! That piece opened with MAGA Clowns With Flamethrowers and ended with a proper medieval hallucinatory revelation. Well-done!
That was a great read! Thanks, Marcie!
"the House side of the 119th Congress is spoken for by one James Michael Johnson"
That's the guy's legal name? What, was Whitey McWhiterson already taken?
His actual name is a fake name people give to hotel clerks and traffic cops.
Does he live on Maple Street in Centerville, across the way from his long-time sweetheart Mary Jane Smith?
Was his family's surname actually Penis, but they changed it at Ellis Island?
Ta, Marcie. Mike Johnson is a totally owned subsidiary of his lord and master, and I'm not talking about God.
To say that Mike Johnson is the worst Speaker in decades puts in a crowded field of incompetence. Aside from Nancy Pelosi, who could keep her caucus in line, they have all been miserable failures.
As the song goes, "Land of the free ain't free for all, until the law ain't fucking y'all, it's yeehaw, fuck the law."
"So God gave one a real gift of gab, and was like, speaketh some rules to those assholes! And that helped a bit, for a while, with all the brother-stabbing, wife-fucking, idol and grain-coveting etc. that was driving them all out of their monkey minds."
This is exactly why I come to Wonkette. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"But the Lord speaks to your heart. And he had been speaking to me about this"
WRONG! The Lord is a she. Blasphemous heathen!
Red Sea Moment - yes Mike Johnson - but you and yours are in the chariots charging into the Red Sea
I watched something on a history type channel and - there was a chariot wheel on the bottom of the Red Sea.
God Hates Liars
So, that lawsuit from Muskrat to Altman is not working out well...For Felon. He can't seem to stop shooting himself in the face:
https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/openai-elon-musk-oakland-22235391.php
Amazing. Elon looks worse in a suit than he does in whatever shit he usually wears.
get ‘er done
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/06/26/books/review/26SUGRUE/26SUGRUE-jumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
OT. The Callais decision is the gift that keeps giving for those frikkin Johnny Rebs in the New Confederacy:
https://www.aol.com/articles/alabama-governor-calls-special-session-190948393.html
They came in their pants so much they had to find an urgent care facility to treat their dehydration.
Their hands got so chaffed from blocking black hands at ballot boxes that they had to start wearing nitrile gloves.
Mike Johnson is such a wanker! God, you really cracked me up in this article! I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself.
I peed Mike's pants.
It's not like it's the first time, or even the first time today.
Tee hee!
As terrible as he’s been at this job, his real moment to shine will be when he declines to seat people after the midterms (I doubt he can last until 2029). He led the brief to overturn the 2020 election (quickly thrown out) and still voted against certification AFTER the Jan 6 attack. That’s literally his only job. Had Kamala won, it is safe to assume he would have led the fight to overturn those results.
Here's the best part. Mike will have no say in seating the new Congress. His Speakership ends at midnight on December 31, 2026. The first order of business on January 3, 2027 is to elect a new Speaker, who will administer the oath of office and seat the new Congress.
Dipshits like Johnson are why I'm no longer a Southern Baptist.