If you are anything like most of the world's Muslims, you spend your days leafing through Dwell and Architectural Digest , wondering just how you will achieve the correct interplay of light and shadow in your third second home in the Berkshires. Thus, you and your Mohammedan friends will surely be thrilled to learn of the fabulous design plans for the infamous "Nieuwe Amsterdaam Mosque," which some Real Americans argue is located uncomfortably close to Anthony Bourdain's
This design apparently does not include any minarets at all, any pointy-dome archways, or any mosaic work or gaudy decoration. It&#039;s totally contemporary, <i>blessings and peace be upon it. </i>
I&#039;m guessing they will employ an iMuezzin to text-message or tweet the call to prayer to the faithful.
Wait, isn&#039;t Superman from outer space? This could be great! I want some bunch of aliens with a stupidity ray that could just zap about half the US population. And all of Alaska.
Middle Easterners are frantically at work on a time machine so that they can deny navigation skills to the Portuguese, thus preventing Columbus from making his way to the New World. That sort of thing only leads to trouble.
Nice try terror babies, but &quot;lofty spaces&quot; is code for &quot;die infidels&quot;. While &quot;interreligious dialog&quot; means &quot;our victory was two block from here&quot;. And &quot;white crisscrossing beams&quot; is just another way of saying &quot;hang your Jeebus anywhere&quot;.
This design apparently does not include any minarets at all, any pointy-dome archways, or any mosaic work or gaudy decoration. It&#039;s totally contemporary, <i>blessings and peace be upon it. </i>
I&#039;m guessing they will employ an iMuezzin to text-message or tweet the call to prayer to the faithful.
Yep. It&#039;s a real <i>killer app.</i>
Wait, isn&#039;t Superman from outer space? This could be great! I want some bunch of aliens with a stupidity ray that could just zap about half the US population. And all of Alaska.
Middle Easterners are frantically at work on a time machine so that they can deny navigation skills to the Portuguese, thus preventing Columbus from making his way to the New World. That sort of thing only leads to trouble.
Nice try terror babies, but &quot;lofty spaces&quot; is code for &quot;die infidels&quot;. While &quot;interreligious dialog&quot; means &quot;our victory was two block from here&quot;. And &quot;white crisscrossing beams&quot; is just another way of saying &quot;hang your Jeebus anywhere&quot;.
YOU IGNORANT OOZING PUSTULES, YOU HUMAN TUMORS.
this is very very good.