Do you have faith in your fellow (hu)man today? If so, do you want it shattered real fast, somewhere within the next 250 words? AWESOME because Wonkette is here to help! Turns out that there was some sort of Conservative confab in Colorado a few days ago called the
Can't even shop for furniture in Bergen County on a Sunday. And everyone has to listen to church bells all over town ... but the fundies would turn purple, scream, and grab their fucking guns if they heard a muzzein calling people to prayer.
You know what would be a great invention? A machine that measures the amount of irrational fear a person contains. Then, before a politician could even get on a ballot, he/she would be hooked up to a Infearometer. Score too high? Sorry...back to your old job. Also, this would include politicians seeking re-election since they seem to flip flop on issues based on fear. (I'm looking at you, Nikki Haley).
Mosques Are Not Like Churches and Should Maybe Be Banned, Says Colorado Lawmaker
Can't even shop for furniture in Bergen County on a Sunday. And everyone has to listen to church bells all over town ... but the fundies would turn purple, scream, and grab their fucking guns if they heard a muzzein calling people to prayer.
Do they have Bingo Night at the local mosque?
5/9.
Wait, John Lennon, right?
fucking first amendment. who can explain it?
You know what would be a great invention? A machine that measures the amount of irrational fear a person contains. Then, before a politician could even get on a ballot, he/she would be hooked up to a Infearometer. Score too high? Sorry...back to your old job. Also, this would include politicians seeking re-election since they seem to flip flop on issues based on fear. (I'm looking at you, Nikki Haley).
Also spreading like wildfire in Colorado: <i>actual</i> fire.
It didn&#039;t happen to start because of ... a burning cross, did it? Just askin&#039;.
He should have stuck with &quot;DERP&quot;
I don&#039;t see much trouble from mosques, mosquitoes are much more of a nuisance.
all the biggest assholes are named &#039;geert&#039;.
OOO-<i>EEEE,</i> I <i>duz</i> luvs me some <i>XENOPHOBIA</i>.
We sprinkle it on <i>EVERYTHING!</i> We buy it in the 5-gallon containers at Costco.