Most Exciting Election In The History Of Ever Is Today!
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Today we celebrate a BELLWETHER ELECTION up in New York's 20th Congressional District. Once a harmless gun nut named Kirsten Gillibrand held that seat, but then she became the poor man's Hillary Clinton, so the voters in her district must now decide whether they will be led by a human named "Murphy" or a human named "Tedisco," allegedly.
Most Exciting Election In The History Of Ever Is Today!
Most Exciting Election In The History Of Ever…
Most Exciting Election In The History Of Ever Is Today!
Today we celebrate a BELLWETHER ELECTION up in New York's 20th Congressional District. Once a harmless gun nut named Kirsten Gillibrand held that seat, but then she became the poor man's Hillary Clinton, so the voters in her district must now decide whether they will be led by a human named "Murphy" or a human named "Tedisco," allegedly.