Not stop, but go back. Like let's go back to the 13th century, when wimmen were wimmin, except for witches, who we think should die and men were serfs, mostly.
Once you get north of Santa Cruz, it’s pretty much all beachcombing, except for surfers. The swimmers generally run with glee into the water and then run with not-glee out again.
***sigh***Now I have nostalgia for those halcyon days of marathon comic book bull sessions with my buddies discussing which embellisher (aka "inker") did Jack Kirby the most justice.
"Another DUH! Award for the New York Times, for the headline “Donald Trump’s campaign against Kamala Harris may bring out his tendency for personal attacks against female rivals.” Golly, you think? There’s just something about women that leaves him unable to not be an asshole. Someone should find out why women keep making him do that."
Mary Trump was the chicken wire mommy, not the terry cloth mommy.
"Take a photo of Thornton, who is weathering the nasty air quality by sleeping a lot, which is also how he handles good air quality." That's a funny line. Wonks rule!!!
The Southern Baptists and the Roman Catholic Church are in a race to see who has the most child molesters in their ranks. Note that no drag queens have been arrested for child sexual assault.
The Secret Service has always seemed to me to be reactive. They wait until a president gets killed while riding in an open limo through streets lined with very tall buildings, and then they decide that it's a bad idea to let presidents ride in an open limo that way. How about trying to be PROACTIVE instead? Individual agents are certainly very brave, but overall, the management's model might as well be drawn from the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers: "Don't worry! We'll nab him as soon as he kills you!" For one thing, if we're going to have open-air rallies, how about the Secret Service insisting that the candidate or officeholder be protected by some kind of bulletproof glass structure so that bad actors can't take a shot at them from surrounding buildings or from the audience? The current m.o. seems to be "We don't have enough agents; just take a quick advance gander and hope for the best."
To be honest, we were happier as a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floor of silent seas until one of those surfers pulled a knife on Mr Hand.
Dok, tying it all together with his lede 😆
Your hed gif info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/its-an-evolution-revolution?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
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Human evolution will come to an abrupt end when all of the women become childless cat ladies.
The cats will surpass us in a claw and hairball filled future. Earth will become "The Planet of the Cats".
I'm not sure you should be writing this in future tense.
https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-741644c7d4771b7e1407e2cd8663b21b-lq
"Oh my god, they really did it...they pushed her off the pedestal!"
Ha!
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
The Kzinti have arrived?
Sadly the Kzinti (from either the Ringworld or Star Trek universes) would probably enthusiastically endorse the Republican view of women.
I guess we need a better class of feline overlords then.
We already have them and they're local boys. And girls.
"New."
*bursts out laughing*
Once they gain gif skills, your lofty perch might be in jeopardy.
This is what’s wrong with republicans, they stood athwart evolution and yelled “Stop!!”.
Not stop, but go back. Like let's go back to the 13th century, when wimmen were wimmin, except for witches, who we think should die and men were serfs, mostly.
“Ee must be a king! He’s not all covered in shit.”
I like being a witch though. It goes with the becoming a lesbian and disappearing from the male gaze. I like it here.
Driveway Sign: "Witch Parking Only; Trespassers Will Be Toads."
I must say, floating in the salty Atlantic is pleasant, easy on the joints and easy to get used to. I would have been a reluctant evolver
The atlantic, at least for now, has the Gulf stream which is indeed very warm. If you want truly cold water, see the Pacific.
Once you get north of Santa Cruz, it’s pretty much all beachcombing, except for surfers. The swimmers generally run with glee into the water and then run with not-glee out again.
If the rip tides don't get them.
Unfair. We have sharks here too.
Atlantic is a bit saltier for buoyancy and I am a sinker...
Truly a masterpiece today! Kudos
Thank you!
Like very much.
"....particle simulation tools."
***sigh***Now I have nostalgia for those halcyon days of marathon comic book bull sessions with my buddies discussing which embellisher (aka "inker") did Jack Kirby the most justice.
"Kirby Dots" and "Kirby Chips" FTW!
My brothers used to do that. I steered clear.
Wise choice.
At age 7 or 8 I had a fierce argument with my best friend about whether Superman’s hair was blue or black. As a very literal kid, I insisted on blue.
"Kirby Dots" and "Kirby Chips"
Poodle Bites & Poodle Chews-Its.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mQSf4QOwxw
Kirby dots and Kirby chips and little lambs eat ivy
Kidzll eativy too, wouldn you?
Galactus would eat all of earth, wouldn't you?
"Another DUH! Award for the New York Times, for the headline “Donald Trump’s campaign against Kamala Harris may bring out his tendency for personal attacks against female rivals.” Golly, you think? There’s just something about women that leaves him unable to not be an asshole. Someone should find out why women keep making him do that."
Mary Trump was the chicken wire mommy, not the terry cloth mommy.
https://www.simplypsychology.org › harlow-monkey.html
"Take a photo of Thornton, who is weathering the nasty air quality by sleeping a lot, which is also how he handles good air quality." That's a funny line. Wonks rule!!!
we should never have crawled out of the water
Thornton is one of my favorite kitties. Love to see his updates. You too, Doc.
If we had just stayed down on all fours the way God intended, our backs wouldn't go out and our sinuses would drain correctly.
The Southern Baptists and the Roman Catholic Church are in a race to see who has the most child molesters in their ranks. Note that no drag queens have been arrested for child sexual assault.
'Devastated:' A six-week abortion ban will go into effect in Iowa next week
https://www.advocate.com/news/iowa-six-week-abortion-ban
> Health care practitioners in the state decried the ruling as a decision that "will push abortion care almost entirely out of reach in Iowa."
Pretty sure that means Iowa is *also* in play for Harris et al in November, along with all the other nazi Gilead states.
The only person who should place live action Captain Planet is Don Cheadle.
https://youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo?si=A2MYWVhoaASHBjZJ
Andy Borowitz on Butt Hair Vance
https://substack.com/home/post/p-146918313?source=queue
The Secret Service has always seemed to me to be reactive. They wait until a president gets killed while riding in an open limo through streets lined with very tall buildings, and then they decide that it's a bad idea to let presidents ride in an open limo that way. How about trying to be PROACTIVE instead? Individual agents are certainly very brave, but overall, the management's model might as well be drawn from the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers: "Don't worry! We'll nab him as soon as he kills you!" For one thing, if we're going to have open-air rallies, how about the Secret Service insisting that the candidate or officeholder be protected by some kind of bulletproof glass structure so that bad actors can't take a shot at them from surrounding buildings or from the audience? The current m.o. seems to be "We don't have enough agents; just take a quick advance gander and hope for the best."
Dok, if you don't already have one, these are supposed to be good for smokey air…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsi%E2%80%93Rosenthal_Box
And there are plenty of YouTube videos on making one
Thornton: If you do that again, I'll shove that camera so far up your ass you'll need a doctor to pull it back out again.
Or possibly a dentist.
To be honest, we were happier as a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floor of silent seas until one of those surfers pulled a knife on Mr Hand.
I can't have been the only one to read that as "orgasms."
Thornton looks serene and wise.
In that "I'm going to kill you" way.