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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Algae bloom goes in, respiratory infection comes out, you can't explain it <i>to a Republican.</i>

Fixed.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Where in Genesis did God create algae? Clearly this is the Devil's work.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's because of the facts' damned librul bias.

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OK, looks like Downsydrome McFistula has been here, defending the honor of his equals. (That would be the algae.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Inhofe looks forward to serving his green filamentous overlords.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

When you pee in Mother Nature's pools you are just asking for trouble.

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fuflans's avatar

i got nothing. the stupidity here is utterly depressing. i attempt to console myself with the thought that we've managed to survive many other idiotic know-nothing populist 'representatives' - but the world is moving a lot faster these days.

as is global warming.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Anybody check that algae's papers? I bet it sneaked across the border. (I know, the border is with Texas, but still...)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm not sure "relate" is the right word here. It's a constituency that's dumb enough not to object, but the GOP already has that.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Next let's get him to prove the other favorite wingnut canard that carbon dioxide is completely "natural" by pulling a plastic bag over his head.

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PsycWench's avatar

The People for Ethical Treatment of Algae are on it.

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PsycWench's avatar

Microorganisms are a FACT and they are caused by lack of tax cuts.

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I'm with the poster who realizes this has everything to do with phosphates in run-off (fertilizer and manure - a favorite Okie combo).

I'm also willing to bet the ranch that Inhofe has blocked attempts to control agricultural pollution, so it's the same story, same karma, same stupidity, and same corporate campaign contributions that determine his "beliefs" and buy his votes.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Noman?

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schmannity's avatar

Who's smarter than a 13 year old?

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