If he doesn't have a jet he is not right with God. The essence of the prosperity gospel. (I honestly feel I am going to vomit seeing that I have typed those words.)
I feel sure someone said this already, but I'm willing to bet this asshole could fly his ass coach to all the places he wanted to get Jesus smeared on and never come close to spending $54MM plus fuel costs, maintenance and taxes. I mean, if it was really about the most economical means of spreading the word.
I don't get that Jesus was actually poverty stricken in adulthood from the stories. I can grant that he wasn't in the rich bastard club, but poverty stricken? Maybe I am missing something in the context of the history, but if he was so poor why were those roman soldiers casting lots for his robes? I mean, maybe his priorities involved clothing, but that has struck me as a flaw in the gospel for a while now. The way I see it, there is no need to impoverish yourself to show off for Jesus... So people giving all their money to those grifting preachers should probably spend it on taking care of their families and savings for the inevitable emergencies.
I have less gliding and more splatting in mind
My guts busted from laughter a few times while watching this!!!
What a Falcon grifter!
Why doesn't Krishchun boy just pray to gawd to conjure up the jet? According to these people, prayer always works.
Or, to riff on Angus and Julia Stone:
Gonna take your money for a ride on a big jet plane
Good work if you can get it.
If he doesn't have a jet he is not right with God. The essence of the prosperity gospel. (I honestly feel I am going to vomit seeing that I have typed those words.)
I feel sure someone said this already, but I'm willing to bet this asshole could fly his ass coach to all the places he wanted to get Jesus smeared on and never come close to spending $54MM plus fuel costs, maintenance and taxes. I mean, if it was really about the most economical means of spreading the word.
Well, you can't knock him for trying. Lots of dum dums are willing to part with their money.
And she's not even promising me I'll get rich by giving my money to her! The nerve!
Just for the record, your nick and your avatar sent me back to 1970 for a moment.
Here's a tip for Du"Face"plantis.
Hows about selling your other 3 jets and using the money to buy your new one you say you need instead of grifting?
And for those who get scammed by scammers like him? I have 0 sympathy or fucks to give to them.
It's tax deductible!oh, yeah, ... /s
I don't get that Jesus was actually poverty stricken in adulthood from the stories. I can grant that he wasn't in the rich bastard club, but poverty stricken? Maybe I am missing something in the context of the history, but if he was so poor why were those roman soldiers casting lots for his robes? I mean, maybe his priorities involved clothing, but that has struck me as a flaw in the gospel for a while now. The way I see it, there is no need to impoverish yourself to show off for Jesus... So people giving all their money to those grifting preachers should probably spend it on taking care of their families and savings for the inevitable emergencies.
You totally sound like a person who has money saved up for an emergency.
Wonderbitch— I can totally see Charlie Parker quoting Goethe. They were both Protestants.