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SullivanSt's avatar

I can just hear the Goobers justifying their votes after being lobbied by Mr. Bowles now:

<blockquote>We were only obeying orders</blockquote>

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ich glaube, man sagt: Die Tee Partei.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Shouldn't that last one be "Doubleplus unterror"?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I agree. It always struck me as kinda ... European.

Department of Keepin' an Eye on Suspicious Looking Characters Department of No Probable Cause Needed Department of Double Plus No Terror

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Triumph of the Swill

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SullivanSt's avatar

Second assignment: Living Space.

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fuflans's avatar

needz moar bear jew.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I want to see him call on the "I know nuttink!" congresscritters. Like Eric Cantor. And maybe Allen West. They have so much in common, I feel sure that their minor differences could be overlooked.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I blame the Internet. Yes, there are many good things about this here 'net of ours, but this isn't one of them. Before the 'net, if you wanted to pursue a political agenda, it required shoe leather and effort. My ex-wife once ran for office and fuck all, for a state legislator position...man, that was a lot of work. Now, any yahoo with an ax to grind just needs a solid internet connection. I know I'm over-simplifying this, but looking at the kind of headcases that have run for <i>president</i> lately, I can't help but feel that it's too easy for people, who really should be medicated and supervised, to have an effect on policy.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Meh...give him some of LeBeau's apple strudel and he'll shut up.

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Godwin Pumps: Don't even think about bringing up Hitler, bitch! ©

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does this mean that Allen West is going to launch his own Operation Barbarossa on House Democrats?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's the conundrum...given enough high quality <strike>pornographic</strike> education material, they might breed less often.

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PubOption's avatar

Since Bella probably has some mental impairment, that move does not sound sensible. Buying the kid a gun would be much worse.

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PubOption's avatar

Bowles: I need to make an appointment to see the Congressman.

Staffer: He could do tomorrow at 3pm.

Bowles: Excellent. Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'll just go on record and say that I don't care for the Republican/Nazi comparisons a few people are making on this thread.

That is all.

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