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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Just for the record, MTG's 'baby boy' is 23 years old.

Mr Beeep's avatar

It wasn’t enough to fail at real estate.

This piece of shit had to push his delusions on the world stage and now he gets them hung around his neck like a wreath made of rotten fish heads and dog shit.

What did he think would happen, everyone would just turn white and start singing Phantom of the Opera?

satch's avatar

Which do I like better: MAGAts or Trump Chumps? Tossup...

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Trump Chumps sounds too borderline cute. So the first.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I don't care is she likes us. I only care that she now is also a loud spokesperson for Trump is a failure. We now have a common enemy so for now we can put the rest aside.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Dickless Twerp Syndrome.

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“The Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity”

We are DEFINITELY living in a simulation now

Mr Beeep's avatar

It’s next to the Stevie Wonder driving school.

GH Swell's avatar

John Barron is in the Epstein files.

42tontom's avatar

More than Epstein, ALLEGEDLY

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𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘯-𝘸𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴

One of the reasons I contribute to this here mommy blog.

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time is alternately standing still and moving at the speed of idiocy,

but right nao, yrrrrr

smoking lamp is lit!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I'm sad because nobody heeded my request to come over here and force me to go to the dispensary today.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

get thee to the funnery!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

no

You got a gun? I won't go unless you use a gun.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

OK, let's try this. I may or may not have a gun. I think you should go, just in case.

TerseNurse's avatar

Which sadly, always corresponds with time for me to check in for work.

42tontom's avatar

MTG is a textbook example of “comes in bad faith”

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I thought that was her boyfriend.

I'll show my self out...

42tontom's avatar

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW

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"I got no response from Susie Wiles. None. And she’s a mother, and a grandmother, and a woman."

These people keep expecting people to do the right thing because they're a mother, or they have daughters, or whatever. If they were going to do the right thing, they would do it no matter what their personal circumstances are. Having daughters just means you got lucky a couple of times. Being a mother just means you completed a biological act, it doesn't make you a good person. You can be a shit person and still have a wife or husband or children.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Rose West sent a note via her lawyer.

PrimerGray's avatar

Ghislane Maxwell is a woman. What's it mean, Margie?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Ma Barker was a woman and a Ma.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I tell my highly empathetic mother all the time “Mom, they’re not like us. They’re not decent.”

PrimerGray's avatar

GREENE: I started getting death threats, and it was about me being called a traitor. It was “you’re a traitor, you deserve to die.”

The Squad gives some side eye then returns to a bored expression while filing their nails.

For what it's worth, I am not a fan of the term "Squad". I just used it for snarking purposes only.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"The Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity"

The Ron Paul Institute for Applied Bootstrappiness?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

The Rand Paul Institute for Kids Who Don't Reed Gud.

PrimerGray's avatar

Associated with the Ayn Rand Society of Maximum Hypocrisy.

42tontom's avatar

Ayn Rand Society of accepting Medicare and social security sure why not.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Ayn, queen of meth.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Isolationism and libertarianism.

Hank Napkin's avatar

BUT, SUBTLY!

Ex-US spy for Israel calls for Gaza ethnic cleansing as he seeks Knesset seat -- The Guardian

Larry Schmitt's avatar

What a fucked up combination that is.

Oy!'s avatar

I read that. That traitor is a vile piece of shit – whom Bibi gave Israeli citizenship to

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Can anyone else name a political candidate running on a platform of Genocide?

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You know who didn't run on a platform of genocide?

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Hitler.

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We need to start over with Israel. Step one, create a Palestinian state.

satch's avatar

Single State Solution.

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Step two, let Israel have only defensive weapons.

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Dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

As long as he's polite about it.

Dave Zimny's avatar

Like the original "neoconservatives" in the 70s, who converted from socialism to rabid reaction, MTG has bounced from one extreme of today's ideological spectrum to the other. It's illogical, but as Evan points out, it sure is fun to watch!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

It would be fun to watch but I ran out of weed.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

She hasn’t budged. This is ambition and nothing more.

Dave Zimny's avatar

Good point! I sometimes think the same was true for all the 70s New York intellectuals who became "neoconservatives"...

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Hey, Evan! Why don't I get an "I subscribe" red icon next to my name?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I don't because I pay via paypal. You have to pay through substack for one of those red badges.

Dave Zimny's avatar

Thanks for the response, but I do pay through substack. Back to you, Evan!

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Trump doesn't care if MTG's son gets killed. He doesn't care about those children in the Ickstain files. He doesn't care about young people period.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗗𝗔 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗩𝗮𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀

𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦.

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𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘷𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘳 𝘎𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 2024 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 “𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨,” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209983/trump-pressures-fda-approve-flavored-vapes-youth-support-tanks

Fifth Dentist's avatar

In related news, PAB voiced his support for the legalization of heroin as he reaches out to the skag enthusiasts.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

"Word on the street is that the Big Orange is a pusher, man."

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Oh FFFS, did I not just wean myself off of menthol ciggies like 4 years ago because 'flavored' anything was banned? I did. And I'm happy to do so if the lack of flavors stop the youngin's from ever starting on any tobacco products. JFC.

Kateorite's avatar

Hi kid want some candy?

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You know what kids love? Single-payer health care.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Vapes? He thinks he can bribe kids who hate his guts with vapes? What an asshole.

Enter Ranting's avatar

As a business champion, you'd think he'd understand how market research works.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Ahhh, memories of my youth and "candy cigarettes"! The candy tasted like chalk as I remember, it was bad. But they were cool to play with and be just like on the tv ads!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Some brands had a red tip! Like an ember!

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

One pack I remember looked exactly like Lucky Strike. I was lucky , my parents didn't smoke.