Mugshotpalooza Wonkette evening roundup!
With mugshotglasses!
When last we left you (two hours ago), we still had some of the day’s posts to throw at you, but the email was getting too long. So let’s go! But first: A special announcement!
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WaPo Profile Of Embattled Michigan Sex Educator Makes Strong Case For Yeeting MAGA Chuds Into Sun
For a heartbreaking illustration — or rather, yet another heartbreaking illustration — of what’s gone wrong with America in the last few years, go read this Washington Post profile (free gift link) of Heather Alberda, a sex educator in Michigan who has a hell of a professional record to boast of in her two decades with the Ottawa County Health Departme…
Seems legit.
Tucker Pretty Scared 'They're' Gonna De-Plane Trump, Just Like 'They' Did To Prigozhin
Some big events happened in Vladimir Putin’s life yesterday. It is being alleged that he may have perhaps in some way caused the private plane of poor old Wagner mercenary leader Yevgeny Prigozhin to clumsily fall out of the sky, turning the artist formerly known as “Putin’s chef” into “Putin’s flambé.”
Tell us more Liz, and LET US AT EM!
What Time Is Trump Arrest? Where Is Trump Arrest? At What O'Clock Will Fani Willis Of Georgia Arrest Trump?
Happy Trump Arrest Day, Wonkers! Again! This evening, at 7:30 p.m. Eastern, the former president informs us, he will turn himself in at the Fulton County Courthouse in Atlanta and be released on $200,000 bail. Presumably this will not involve a trip to
Your open thread has Mark Meadows’s mug in it, which I did not add to the mugshotglass collection (SEE BELOW!)
Should I add the Meadows? And maybe John Eastman? Like as an expansion pack? You vote in the comments. GOODBYE!
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215 in dog pounds, maybe.
No way does the Orange lurch weigh 215!