When last we left you (two hours ago), we still had some of the day’s posts to throw at you, but the email was getting too long. So let’s go! But first: A special announcement!
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WaPo Profile Of Embattled Michigan Sex Educator Makes Strong Case For Yeeting MAGA Chuds Into Sun
For a heartbreaking illustration — or rather, yet another heartbreaking illustration — of what’s gone wrong with America in the last few years, go read this Washington Post profile (free gift link) of Heather Alberda, a sex educator in Michigan who has a hell of a professional record to boast of in her two decades with the Ottawa County Health Departme…
Seems legit.
Tucker Pretty Scared 'They're' Gonna De-Plane Trump, Just Like 'They' Did To Prigozhin
Some big events happened in Vladimir Putin’s life yesterday. It is being alleged that he may have perhaps in some way caused the private plane of poor old Wagner mercenary leader Yevgeny Prigozhin to clumsily fall out of the sky, turning the artist formerly known as “Putin’s chef” into “Putin’s flambé.”
Tell us more Liz, and LET US AT EM!
Your open thread has Mark Meadows’s mug in it, which I did not add to the mugshotglass collection (SEE BELOW!)
Should I add the Meadows? And maybe John Eastman? Like as an expansion pack? You vote in the comments. GOODBYE!
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215 in dog pounds, maybe.
No way does the Orange lurch weigh 215!