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LOL, to be fair to Marcie, the spreadsheet with definitions is getting kind of long. I'm going to correct the caption in a moment.

But yes, here is your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/baby-rhino-zoomies-e30

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1815e414-d053-4e43-898a-9ef30b7cd7c9

eddi-SABH's avatar

Rocket propelled mini-rhino. So much fun to watch.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Rhinoceros horn is big and stout

she uses it to poke her friends

it works well for that no doubt

because it also has a pointy end

Pere Ubu's avatar

That giraffe has a really short neck 🤔

weejee's avatar

Babby rhino is adorable.

John Santos's avatar

I identified the giraffe in 3 seconds. The doctors were amazed. They never saw anyone do it so quickly! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

President for Life Donald J Trump.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Baby animals with the zoomies are the best!

Trivia: an adult rhino can run 35 miles an hour. It's probably a good thing adults don't get the zoomies.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Little running rhino runs past its auntie, runs past its uncle “Hi Uncle! Grrr grrr!” run run run.

Menotsure's avatar

They weigh so much

That it's no wonder

Rhino zoomies

Roll like thunder.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

💥 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I swear , for just about every baby animal you post on tabs I wonder if they could be litter box trained.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I never thought of rhinos and muskoxen being playful and silly before – thanks for the enrichment activity for me!

M-X's avatar

Musk ox cubs have just about no equal in cuteness though also they are like short military vehicles and will break your whole head, so do not try for head-bonks. OMG SO ADORABLE I WANT ONE OR THREE SO MUCH.

tehbaddr's avatar

Pint Sized Pachyderm!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Rhino fasty!

The Wanderer's avatar

When I first saw the little fellow I thought, "That's one short-necked giraffe, that is."

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Babby rhino has the zoomies! 🦏

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Zoomies!

Free beach's avatar

Charging at others bigger than you. Typical RINO.

cynmac's avatar

We were able to gently wean Dad from Fox by invoking the future, the grandkids and his "legacy". He voted for Obama in 2012 and hated Trump.

eddi-SABH's avatar

re: Sgt. Simmons dad. Nobody says sir or please to Trump except in the echo chamber of his brain canyons

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

wonkette needs to get over the heros are coming complex. it isn't fair to Mueller or anyone else to do the work we aren't doing. He did his job with integrity and took a hell of a lot of heat. Now Wonkette is being all Trumpy and joining the stomping on his grave. Be an activist, not Trumpy.

Robert Eckert's avatar

"Is that the sound of boots preparing to pound some ground?" Of course not. Trump will make them wear Florsheims.

beb's avatar

I blame Mitch McConnell for all of this. In the immediate aftermath of January 6th he was all set to lynch Trump himself but by the time the Impeachment documents got to the Senate he had fallen in line with the party. Perhaps he assumed that Trump, like a normal man, would drop out of politics after leaving office. But if McConnell had told his caucus to vote their conscience instead of their party Trump would have been convicted and forever barred from holding office. So the fall of Democracy is all McConnell fault.

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

"fill out the forms for all those government farm subsidies, are still running Trump and Confederate flags up the pole? "

I think you just answered your own question

Farm subsidies are fascism subsidies

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Back in the 60's, the farmer who lived across the road blamed every problem in American on the Commies and the N-words.

He was also out there at the mailbox the first of the month looking for his subsidy check.

Thomas A Vasale's avatar

That's a mighty short giraffe in your opening video; strange marking for a giraffe, too!

Comrade Morticia's avatar

Nope. Iran did not bomb the Diego Garcia base. This is classic Mossad false flag. Some lines on a map, missiles that land in the sea, no damage to show, twice the established range of Iran's missiles. Iran did not bomb Cyprus either. This is to drag a reluctant UK into the fight, make Europe think they are in range. All total bullshit. Some now saying there were no missiles at all, that it never happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOelaa90k0

Warren's avatar

They were teleported to the Rome, Georgia, Waffle House. The Waitress looked out the window, shrugged, and took another drag from her cigarette. “Light show” announced the cook, and flipped the pancakes.

PRW's avatar

"Click the ProPublica link if you want to [cross the Guild's picket line]" https://newsguild.org/unionized-staff-at-propublica-vote-to-strike/

Warren's avatar

Goddamn! It’s about damn time! If I had to write for Tiger Beat on the Potomac, I’d demand double pay!

Fool's avatar

So the gestapo is in the airports and we (Democrats) are the countries worst enemy. Cool cool cool

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They'll clear those long wait times in the security to nothing in a week. No one in their right mind would set foot anywhere near an American airport.

Fool's avatar

I’m sure staying away

Warren's avatar

“And we are very proud of ourselves”

Tear down the wall!

Bupkus231's avatar

I just read that Trump has had a statue of Christopher Columbus installed on White House grounds. He really thinks the People's House is his private property. Yet another foolish move by the king of distraction.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The rapist responsible for the abuse of hundreds of girls, wants to make sure and glorify a man who raped and enslaved hundreds of indigenous girls. Because of course he does.

Warren's avatar

Embarrassing the Knights of Columbus even worse.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I always wanted to be a Knight of Columbus because of the cape and the sword.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I cancelled my paid Spotify account after learning that they were running recruiting ads for ICE on their free service (I don’t know if they stopped).

I downloaded the Lyra app instead. The paid subscription for a year costs about as much as a month and a half of Spotify. They have a nice selection of genres and artists.

Enter Ranting's avatar

I said no to Spotify because of Joe Rogan.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I use Podcast Republic to listen to podcasts. I don't know if they carry the execrable Joe Rogan.

jltympanum's avatar

The pop-up caption on the hed gif reads: "Eugine, a baby giraffe ...". I'm pretty sure Eugine is not a giraffe.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He identifies as a giraffe.

Ward From Cali's avatar

The last thing I watched last night on YouTube was a clip of people tasting a mystery liqueur and reacting to it. Badly. They made a big deal out of the mystery, with the bottle kept concealed in a sock until the very end.

It was Malört. Of course it was Malört. The cat was out of the bag as soon as they mentioned that it comes from Chicago. The stuff is deliberately handcrafted to be as horrible an experience as possible. Even the small amount of sugar they put in it is intended not to make it more palatable, but to simply ensure that the gullet does not reflexively reject the stuff, thus ensuring that you get the full, persistent wormwood aftertaste, which will NOT go away. It is an artisanal war crime in a bottle, and actually kind of admirable for the evil genius of it all.

fuflans's avatar

i know a large number of people in my theatre circle here in chi who actually seriously love the stuff.

i am not one of them, but they always show up at my parties with a bottle that always empties...

Ward From Cali's avatar

It's a rite of passage. If you’re a drinker and someone brings some, you gotta show you’re tough enough to handle it.

Pexas Teat's avatar

"Malört: kick your mouth in the balls!"

Pere Ubu's avatar

I'm going to taste the mystery liquid

da de da de da de da

(Sorry, Boonta Vista reference, who are doing a series of reports recently about a slurpable mystery drink that's got the RCMP worried but which they will NOT specify any kind of description of. It's deadly but they can't tell you why! Maybe it IS Malört.)

Ward From Cali's avatar

Malört won't kill you, but it’ll make you think something died in your mouth.

Warren's avatar

Worse than Long Island Iced Tea?

Ward From Cali's avatar

A different kind of bad.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Worse than $1 Long Island Iced Tea.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“We All Know That One Couple: Researchers have identified a species of Japanese cockroach that pair bonds after chewing each others’ wings off.”

Cause where ya gonna go now?

Warren's avatar

My ex-wife threatened me with that…