Musk ox cubs have just about no equal in cuteness though also they are like short military vehicles and will break your whole head, so do not try for head-bonks. OMG SO ADORABLE I WANT ONE OR THREE SO MUCH.
wonkette needs to get over the heros are coming complex. it isn't fair to Mueller or anyone else to do the work we aren't doing. He did his job with integrity and took a hell of a lot of heat. Now Wonkette is being all Trumpy and joining the stomping on his grave. Be an activist, not Trumpy.
I blame Mitch McConnell for all of this. In the immediate aftermath of January 6th he was all set to lynch Trump himself but by the time the Impeachment documents got to the Senate he had fallen in line with the party. Perhaps he assumed that Trump, like a normal man, would drop out of politics after leaving office. But if McConnell had told his caucus to vote their conscience instead of their party Trump would have been convicted and forever barred from holding office. So the fall of Democracy is all McConnell fault.
Nope. Iran did not bomb the Diego Garcia base. This is classic Mossad false flag. Some lines on a map, missiles that land in the sea, no damage to show, twice the established range of Iran's missiles. Iran did not bomb Cyprus either. This is to drag a reluctant UK into the fight, make Europe think they are in range. All total bullshit. Some now saying there were no missiles at all, that it never happened.
They were teleported to the Rome, Georgia, Waffle House. The Waitress looked out the window, shrugged, and took another drag from her cigarette. “Light show” announced the cook, and flipped the pancakes.
I just read that Trump has had a statue of Christopher Columbus installed on White House grounds. He really thinks the People's House is his private property. Yet another foolish move by the king of distraction.
The rapist responsible for the abuse of hundreds of girls, wants to make sure and glorify a man who raped and enslaved hundreds of indigenous girls. Because of course he does.
I cancelled my paid Spotify account after learning that they were running recruiting ads for ICE on their free service (I don’t know if they stopped).
I downloaded the Lyra app instead. The paid subscription for a year costs about as much as a month and a half of Spotify. They have a nice selection of genres and artists.
The last thing I watched last night on YouTube was a clip of people tasting a mystery liqueur and reacting to it. Badly. They made a big deal out of the mystery, with the bottle kept concealed in a sock until the very end.
It was Malört. Of course it was Malört. The cat was out of the bag as soon as they mentioned that it comes from Chicago. The stuff is deliberately handcrafted to be as horrible an experience as possible. Even the small amount of sugar they put in it is intended not to make it more palatable, but to simply ensure that the gullet does not reflexively reject the stuff, thus ensuring that you get the full, persistent wormwood aftertaste, which will NOT go away. It is an artisanal war crime in a bottle, and actually kind of admirable for the evil genius of it all.
(Sorry, Boonta Vista reference, who are doing a series of reports recently about a slurpable mystery drink that's got the RCMP worried but which they will NOT specify any kind of description of. It's deadly but they can't tell you why! Maybe it IS Malört.)
LOL, to be fair to Marcie, the spreadsheet with definitions is getting kind of long. I'm going to correct the caption in a moment.
But yes, here is your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/baby-rhino-zoomies-e30
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1815e414-d053-4e43-898a-9ef30b7cd7c9
Rocket propelled mini-rhino. So much fun to watch.
The Rhinoceros horn is big and stout
she uses it to poke her friends
it works well for that no doubt
because it also has a pointy end
That giraffe has a really short neck 🤔
Babby rhino is adorable.
I identified the giraffe in 3 seconds. The doctors were amazed. They never saw anyone do it so quickly! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President for Life Donald J Trump.
Baby animals with the zoomies are the best!
Trivia: an adult rhino can run 35 miles an hour. It's probably a good thing adults don't get the zoomies.
Little running rhino runs past its auntie, runs past its uncle “Hi Uncle! Grrr grrr!” run run run.
They weigh so much
That it's no wonder
Rhino zoomies
Roll like thunder.
💥 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I swear , for just about every baby animal you post on tabs I wonder if they could be litter box trained.
I never thought of rhinos and muskoxen being playful and silly before – thanks for the enrichment activity for me!
Musk ox cubs have just about no equal in cuteness though also they are like short military vehicles and will break your whole head, so do not try for head-bonks. OMG SO ADORABLE I WANT ONE OR THREE SO MUCH.
Pint Sized Pachyderm!
Rhino fasty!
When I first saw the little fellow I thought, "That's one short-necked giraffe, that is."
Babby rhino has the zoomies! 🦏
Zoomies!
Charging at others bigger than you. Typical RINO.
ISWYDT
Take away his credit card.
We were able to gently wean Dad from Fox by invoking the future, the grandkids and his "legacy". He voted for Obama in 2012 and hated Trump.
re: Sgt. Simmons dad. Nobody says sir or please to Trump except in the echo chamber of his brain canyons
wonkette needs to get over the heros are coming complex. it isn't fair to Mueller or anyone else to do the work we aren't doing. He did his job with integrity and took a hell of a lot of heat. Now Wonkette is being all Trumpy and joining the stomping on his grave. Be an activist, not Trumpy.
"Is that the sound of boots preparing to pound some ground?" Of course not. Trump will make them wear Florsheims.
I blame Mitch McConnell for all of this. In the immediate aftermath of January 6th he was all set to lynch Trump himself but by the time the Impeachment documents got to the Senate he had fallen in line with the party. Perhaps he assumed that Trump, like a normal man, would drop out of politics after leaving office. But if McConnell had told his caucus to vote their conscience instead of their party Trump would have been convicted and forever barred from holding office. So the fall of Democracy is all McConnell fault.
"fill out the forms for all those government farm subsidies, are still running Trump and Confederate flags up the pole? "
I think you just answered your own question
Farm subsidies are fascism subsidies
Back in the 60's, the farmer who lived across the road blamed every problem in American on the Commies and the N-words.
He was also out there at the mailbox the first of the month looking for his subsidy check.
That's a mighty short giraffe in your opening video; strange marking for a giraffe, too!
Nope. Iran did not bomb the Diego Garcia base. This is classic Mossad false flag. Some lines on a map, missiles that land in the sea, no damage to show, twice the established range of Iran's missiles. Iran did not bomb Cyprus either. This is to drag a reluctant UK into the fight, make Europe think they are in range. All total bullshit. Some now saying there were no missiles at all, that it never happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOelaa90k0
They were teleported to the Rome, Georgia, Waffle House. The Waitress looked out the window, shrugged, and took another drag from her cigarette. “Light show” announced the cook, and flipped the pancakes.
"Click the ProPublica link if you want to [cross the Guild's picket line]" https://newsguild.org/unionized-staff-at-propublica-vote-to-strike/
Goddamn! It’s about damn time! If I had to write for Tiger Beat on the Potomac, I’d demand double pay!
So the gestapo is in the airports and we (Democrats) are the countries worst enemy. Cool cool cool
They'll clear those long wait times in the security to nothing in a week. No one in their right mind would set foot anywhere near an American airport.
I’m sure staying away
“And we are very proud of ourselves”
Tear down the wall!
I just read that Trump has had a statue of Christopher Columbus installed on White House grounds. He really thinks the People's House is his private property. Yet another foolish move by the king of distraction.
The rapist responsible for the abuse of hundreds of girls, wants to make sure and glorify a man who raped and enslaved hundreds of indigenous girls. Because of course he does.
Embarrassing the Knights of Columbus even worse.
I always wanted to be a Knight of Columbus because of the cape and the sword.
I cancelled my paid Spotify account after learning that they were running recruiting ads for ICE on their free service (I don’t know if they stopped).
I downloaded the Lyra app instead. The paid subscription for a year costs about as much as a month and a half of Spotify. They have a nice selection of genres and artists.
I said no to Spotify because of Joe Rogan.
I use Podcast Republic to listen to podcasts. I don't know if they carry the execrable Joe Rogan.
The pop-up caption on the hed gif reads: "Eugine, a baby giraffe ...". I'm pretty sure Eugine is not a giraffe.
He identifies as a giraffe.
The last thing I watched last night on YouTube was a clip of people tasting a mystery liqueur and reacting to it. Badly. They made a big deal out of the mystery, with the bottle kept concealed in a sock until the very end.
It was Malört. Of course it was Malört. The cat was out of the bag as soon as they mentioned that it comes from Chicago. The stuff is deliberately handcrafted to be as horrible an experience as possible. Even the small amount of sugar they put in it is intended not to make it more palatable, but to simply ensure that the gullet does not reflexively reject the stuff, thus ensuring that you get the full, persistent wormwood aftertaste, which will NOT go away. It is an artisanal war crime in a bottle, and actually kind of admirable for the evil genius of it all.
i know a large number of people in my theatre circle here in chi who actually seriously love the stuff.
i am not one of them, but they always show up at my parties with a bottle that always empties...
It's a rite of passage. If you’re a drinker and someone brings some, you gotta show you’re tough enough to handle it.
"Malört: kick your mouth in the balls!"
I'm going to taste the mystery liquid
da de da de da de da
(Sorry, Boonta Vista reference, who are doing a series of reports recently about a slurpable mystery drink that's got the RCMP worried but which they will NOT specify any kind of description of. It's deadly but they can't tell you why! Maybe it IS Malört.)
Malört won't kill you, but it’ll make you think something died in your mouth.
Worse than Long Island Iced Tea?
A different kind of bad.
Worse than $1 Long Island Iced Tea.
“We All Know That One Couple: Researchers have identified a species of Japanese cockroach that pair bonds after chewing each others’ wings off.”
Cause where ya gonna go now?
My ex-wife threatened me with that…