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LOL, to be fair to Marcie, the spreadsheet with definitions is getting kind of long. I'm going to correct the caption in a moment.

But yes, here is your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/baby-rhino-zoomies-e30

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1815e414-d053-4e43-898a-9ef30b7cd7c9

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Little running rhino runs past its auntie, runs past its uncle “Hi Uncle! Grrr grrr!” run run run.

Menotsure's avatar

They weigh so much

That it's no wonder

Rhino zoomies

Roll like thunder.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

💥 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I swear , for just about every baby animal you post on tabs I wonder if they could be litter box trained.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I never thought of rhinos and muskoxen being playful and silly before – thanks for the enrichment activity for me!

tehbaddr's avatar

Pint Sized Pachyderm!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Rhino fasty!

The Wanderer's avatar

When I first saw the little fellow I thought, "That's one short-necked giraffe, that is."

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Babby rhino has the zoomies! 🦏

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Zoomies!

Free beach's avatar

Charging at others bigger than you. Typical RINO.

kmblue187's avatar

Baby rhino runs and runs!

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IMPOed's avatar

Matcie Marcie Marcia Marchionne... 🥰

Marcie Jones's avatar

I shall make no excuses!!!

Snarfyguy's avatar

I think the video content from the Kristofferson song is from the movie Cisko Pike, an early 70s obscurity with him, Gene Hackman, Karen Black, Harry Dean Stanton, Viva (from Warhol's crew) and Doug Sahm (for some reason). But I could be wrong.

I remember it being good, and gritty.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

“his Brazilian ex-girlfriend and father of his son”. ???

Frank Rogaczewski's avatar

Wow! "Partyolawndorder!" I gotta put that in a poem somewhere. When the time comes, I'll figure out a way to credit you, Marcie Jones!

rawrtigerlily's avatar

Marcie Mondays! And this time with an earworm I’ll be humming all morning.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

If by "greatest enemy America has" you mean the low-rent fascist goonfart dictatorship version of America you are trying to actualize, then yes I am, and we are. And I think I speak for all of us, except maybe Lurch up in Pennsylvania, when I say this is not something we do for the recognition but it is still always nice to be acknowledged for ones hard work.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Oh goody goody gumdrops!!! We are now the enemy of the people! Mebbe he figures he can get his Meal Team Six goons to kill enough registered Democrats to stop the blue wave in November.

TOUGH SHIT ASSWIPE!!!! YOU GOAN LOSE!!!!

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That Confederate flag made me think about recently reading about Stone Mountain, that giant fuck-you to the North, Black people, and the whole idea of civil rights. There's a long and complex history of trying to get a monument built, starting in the early 20th century. The land was finally purchased by the State of Georgia specifically for a Confederate memorial in 1958 - note: after desegregation was well underway. Carving the monument started in 1964, and was completed in 1970. So, after the end of Jim Crow. That fact it's still there is a continued reminder that we have plenty of racism here in the U.S., right-wing propaganda notwithstanding.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Good morning Wonkette!

I love this place! A bookstore, playlist, recipe blog, cocktail blog, snark factory, and cat/burb appreciation blog. We got it all, except bananas.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

1:43 that sure looks like Boston, south of south station I can't remember the name of the street

then he is back in SF(?) teleported to get the flask of Jack Daniels

Vermicious Kid, RN's avatar

Never cross a Tennessee Luanne. Brava to that lady and may she be victorious.

superdave's avatar

Ugh. Both WaPo and NYT report what Trump spews on Truth Social without any context. Like, hey, maybe mention that Trump is a lying sack of shit. Negotiations with Iran? Come on! That is such obvious bullshit!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Meanwhile, The Guardian is reporting that Iran’s foreign minister says Donny is a lying sack of shit. Their war coverage is soooo much better.

Tetman Callis's avatar

There were so many different Scouts to choose from at the Erin In The Morning link, I quickly decided that if there was one who had the same name as my daughter, they would get my order. I hit Ctrl-F, keyed in the name, found the Scout, and placed the order.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

The Mad King says that after productive conversations with Iran over the last 2 days (a timeline that would mean “Iran” called him up immediately after he threatened to bomb their largest oil facility via social media post on Saturday), he’s not going to bomb Iran today, but in 5 days. Stock market went up and oil prices down.

Iran foreign minister said there have been *no communications* between U.S. and Iran, directly or indirectly.

I believe the Iranian foreign minister, not POTUS. Fuck this timeline.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's all TACO. Iran has confirmed they have not spoken to Orangini.

tehbaddr's avatar

Say, what is this"No Kings" thing everybody seems to be talking about?

/turns on OAN

paperlesstiger's avatar

Might be the first time Trump heeded a warning.

𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 “𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴” 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘛𝘦𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘯.

𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴. 𝘈𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴.