Aw, that's nice. Pat Robertson, who has previously assured us that abortion caused Hurricane Katrina and feminists and gays caused everything else, would like to let married straight women know God is totally chill with it if they lick, fondle, suck on, and otherwise "blow" their male husbands cocks and balls.
The question -- from "Jerry" -- was whether oral sex between a husband and wife is a sin. I'm guessing "Jerry" is the husband in this equation. And I'm imagining the sequence of events that led to him telling "The Mrs." that it was up to Pat Robertson.
Him: Just try it once. If you don't like it, you don't have to do it again. But just try. One time. Her: It's a sin. Him: If Pat Robertson says it's OK, will you do it? Her (thinking this is a sure thing): Yes.
Now if those involved were gay, lesbian, or Muslim it would be an abominable sin.
"You must have testicle pressure THIS HIGH to enjoy this ride"
I remember a cartoonist once stating the rule that "everything is so much funnier when you put a tiny little hat on it"
Putting "the" in front of a sex term, that is a tiny little hat.
Probably somehow, santorum is involved, also.
All these things Pat Robertson has been okaying lately, he must have the inside scoop on someone's tell-all book about to get published.
I don't know if she's uncomfortable talking about the subject or doing the deed. Bummer for her husband if it's the latter.
Okay, I myself have said "holy fuck" before. I never knew that it came from the original "holy facefuck"
However, I suggest an IUD if you perform non-Pat Robertson-style "intercourse".
The question -- from "Jerry" -- was whether oral sex between a husband and wife is a sin. I'm guessing "Jerry" is the husband in this equation. And I'm imagining the sequence of events that led to him telling "The Mrs." that it was up to Pat Robertson.
Him: Just try it once. If you don't like it, you don't have to do it again. But just try. One time. Her: It's a sin. Him: If Pat Robertson says it's OK, will you do it? Her (thinking this is a sure thing): Yes.
I have that album! But they're much better live.
Can a tearful apology for terror-profiteering be far behind?