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Now if those involved were gay, lesbian, or Muslim it would be an abominable sin.

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"You must have testicle pressure THIS HIGH to enjoy this ride"

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I remember a cartoonist once stating the rule that "everything is so much funnier when you put a tiny little hat on it"

Putting "the" in front of a sex term, that is a tiny little hat.

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Probably somehow, santorum is involved, also.

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All these things Pat Robertson has been okaying lately, he must have the inside scoop on someone's tell-all book about to get published.

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I don't know if she's uncomfortable talking about the subject or doing the deed. Bummer for her husband if it's the latter.

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Okay, I myself have said "holy fuck" before. I never knew that it came from the original "holy facefuck"

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However, I suggest an IUD if you perform non-Pat Robertson-style "intercourse".

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The question -- from "Jerry" -- was whether oral sex between a husband and wife is a sin. I'm guessing "Jerry" is the husband in this equation. And I'm imagining the sequence of events that led to him telling "The Mrs." that it was up to Pat Robertson.

Him: Just try it once. If you don't like it, you don't have to do it again. But just try. One time. Her: It's a sin. Him: If Pat Robertson says it's OK, will you do it? Her (thinking this is a sure thing): Yes.

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I have that album! But they're much better live.

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Can a tearful apology for terror-profiteering be far behind?

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