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chascates's avatar

Now if those involved were gay, lesbian, or Muslim it would be an abominable sin.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You must have testicle pressure THIS HIGH to enjoy this ride"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I remember a cartoonist once stating the rule that "everything is so much funnier when you put a tiny little hat on it"

Putting "the" in front of a sex term, that is a tiny little hat.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Probably somehow, santorum is involved, also.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

All these things Pat Robertson has been okaying lately, he must have the inside scoop on someone's tell-all book about to get published.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't know if she's uncomfortable talking about the subject or doing the deed. Bummer for her husband if it's the latter.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Okay, I myself have said "holy fuck" before. I never knew that it came from the original "holy facefuck"

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

However, I suggest an IUD if you perform non-Pat Robertson-style "intercourse".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The question -- from "Jerry" -- was whether oral sex between a husband and wife is a sin. I'm guessing "Jerry" is the husband in this equation. And I'm imagining the sequence of events that led to him telling "The Mrs." that it was up to Pat Robertson.

Him: Just try it once. If you don't like it, you don't have to do it again. But just try. One time. Her: It's a sin. Him: If Pat Robertson says it's OK, will you do it? Her (thinking this is a sure thing): Yes.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I have that album! But they're much better live.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Can a tearful apology for terror-profiteering be far behind?