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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

I'm picturing a Righteous Gemstones style series based on his memoir! Also wondering about all the step-dads. Are any still alive? Does he see them on Thanksgiving?

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Kristi Noem revealed divorce at birthday bash marred by 'bimbofication' backlash

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced she'd begun divorce proceedings at an "excruciating" family birthday party overshadowed by reports of her husband's alleged "bimbofication" fetish, her mother told The Daily Mail.

Corinne Arnold, 77, told The Mail in an exclusive interview that Bryon Noem has moved out of the couple's home in Castlewood, South Dakota, then shared how it went down.

"This was a big party where the whole family was there, Kristi and Bryon, all my kids, all my grandkids," Arnold told The Mail.

When Noem didn't cough up the details, her mom decided to push.

"Finally, I said: 'What’s the deal? Are you going to get together again?' And she said: 'No. No. We’re going to get a divorce.'"

Noem's husband was reportedly living a "secret double life" and had been active online in the "bimbofication scene," sending fetish models photos of himself with balloons under women's clothing that imitated breasts.

https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-s-excruciating-birthday-party-showdown-exposed-as-she-heads-for-divorce/

chev_chelios's avatar

....the right-wing maga nut parade just keeps on rolling....

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Gotta say, this guy is a lot more colorful than the leading candidate for the Republican nomination for governor in Minnesota, Mike "I got MyPillow right here" Lindell.

pskbh's avatar

Platner must be really pissed off right about now...

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

I listened to what I could of the clip...his voice and mannerisms are very strange. Also, very bloodshot eyes. He speaks slowly, with difficulty enunciating many syllables, like he's struggling to find words through whatever chemicals and/or alcohol are currently at work.

It's really pretty disconcerting...has the feel of drunk uncle late at night at a picnic/barbecue where nobody wants to take on the responsibility of getting him safely down for the night so he doesn't drive home and possibly kill someone, but nobody cares enough to let him stay with them, either.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Victor Marx was Cajun fighting

In the swamp craw-dads were biting

He was sippin on ol' White Lightning

That he's the nom is a little bit frightening....

OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH!

Tommymo's avatar
6mEdited

https://youtu.be/sbks5ks9d0I?is=Rr2jsWFeYenj7tpg

Marx practices a brand of karate, you say?

Kateorite's avatar

Dude reminds me of Bovino. Thirsty, with low self esteem. Lives for optics, little to no ability to parse consequences beyond navel. A sheep in wolves clothing.

Mr blob's avatar

Honestly :

Credits for being honest

The thing that drives me the most insane is when the young crop of young Nazi Buffalo bills to sell the guillable on being “normal” and/or “human”. I want them metaphorically dancing seductively before a mirror wearing a caftan and a skin suit of their victims saying seductively “would you do me. I’d do me”

Stephen miller: “id kill for that level of charisma”

SunMoonStars's avatar

I have no idea is this is true but if it makes TFM spaz out I'm all for it. The comments are epic.

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The Hormuz Letter

@HormuzLetter 20h

BREAKING: Israel tells the US it has new intelligence saying Iran is soon planning to assassinate Trump, per WSJ.

At Khamenei's funeral last week, Iranian mourners displayed a banner reading "We Will Kill Trump."

https://xcancel.com/HormuzLetter/status/2075364161370951799

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

'splains why the coward was convinced to leave his unprotected Qatari bribe-plane for the flight home

Menotsure's avatar

Zeppo's illegitimate grandchild, Whacko.

Tommymo's avatar

Living proof that there ain’t no sanity clause.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

That's Zeppo libelz, and the entire Marx Brothers clan libelz, too.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Yep a whole lot of stupid going on here. Those foreigners pay your paycheck ya fucking moron

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'If you disagree, you can leave': Conductor's July 4 swipe at foreign riders ends his job

A part-time conductor on Chattanooga's Incline Railway was fired over remarks he made to passengers during a Fourth of July ride, according to Chattanooga's Times Free Press.

The Chattanooga Area Regional Transportation Authority, or CARTA, dismissed the conductor the same day a passenger shared video of the incident, which the news outlet described as xenophobic.

"To the very, very few Americans in here, happy Independence Day," the conductor, later identified as Jack Peterson, said over the train intercom.

As the clip continues, a passenger tells him to shut up.

"To the rest of you, welcome to the greatest country on the face of the planet, and if you disagree, you can leave," Peterson said.

"I want to apologize directly to the passengers who experienced this and to everyone who has seen the video and felt its sting. It should never have happened," Wilson continued.

However, the agency later signaled the door was not fully closed.

In a fuller statement, CARTA said its chief executive, Charles Frazier, reached out to Peterson to discuss whether there was a path back to employment.

Peterson defended the remarks.

"I'm very patriotic it was the USA's Independence Day. I was celebrating with my fellow Americans (native or non-native). I truly do believe we are the greatest country on earth. My statement about if you dont like the country and dont believe we are the best then you can leave is a freedom of the ISA that many other countries do not have. It is not a racist or xenophobic thing to say. If you dont believe in making this country better then why are you here?"

https://www.rawstory.com/lookout-mountain-incline-railway/

Napoleon's avatar

One point I have to disagree with, there is no way him or his dad are good at fighting. I hate him, but Markwayne would demolish this guy. Literally anything > karate.

Snarfyguy's avatar

All his Dem adversary has to do is step aside and let this guy's candidacy embarrass itself to death.

42tontom's avatar

That was pretty much Susan Collins’ strategy with Platner.

Mr Beeep's avatar

But can he hammer a six inch nail through a board with his penis?