Evil "Alaska Establishment" Senator Lisa Murkowski has finally admitted defeat in her Republican primary race against Yale Law lumberjack Joe Miller. Miller's victory is hailed as a huge Teabagger upset success, because Sarah Palin told Alaska that Joe Miller was so handsome (also every Alaskan phone was molested by mysterious automated messages accusing Lisa Murkowski of being a crypto-Democrat and probably a half-Muslin just for good measure). But anyway! Congratulations, Alaska, you voted for the guy who has promised to stop all federal spending, forever.
It's only pork if it's going to someone else's state. If it's going to your home state, it's an investment. Investments aren't really spending, see? So those billions are safe.
Don't give the Palins any name ideas for the next kid they squirt out.
It's only pork if it's going to someone else's state. If it's going to your home state, it's an investment. Investments aren't really spending, see? So those billions are safe.