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Morris Code's avatar

you really couldn’t make this puerile idiocy up if you tried…

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Brenda M. Hoskins's avatar

Little Squirt

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AKLynne's avatar

Every time I see that dweeb's picture, I have to laugh at him calling himself Big Balls. Yeah, I'm sure! 😆

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

that's big balls?...that little twerp is BIG BALLS?!....mygawd, somebody give that smarmy little shit the swirly he's deserved since middle school 🙄

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Vic's avatar

Whoever gave him that haircut, that clip-on tie, and that brown suit did the equivalent.

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kmblue187's avatar

Me and my dog walked past a Tesla yesterday, first time I've seen one in the flesh, so to speak.

They don't look cool to me, though I'm sure the owner thought so when he bought it.

They look like a Christmas toy, only bigger.

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AKLynne's avatar

There are two in my town, and it amazes me that they still are seen in public. However, the people here (blue politics) are probably more tolerant of their neighbors. I just shake my head every time I see one of those two on the road.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

He is about to receive $42 BILLION DOLLARS from the rural broadband fund, made possible by redefining broadband as basically "starlink"

https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/economy/1643631-advocacy-group-fears-steer-broadband-cash-musk/

He tried that under Biden, asking for a fucking billion dollars, and was told to fuck off.

https://spacenews.com/fcc-upholds-denial-of-starlinks-900-million-rural-broadband-subsidies/

So now they have rewritten the rules so that basically instead of "broadband" it means "starlink".

Elon Musk has gotten more American tax money than any other human in the history of the nation.

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Rick Greenslit's avatar

He probably has no testicles at all.

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KWDragon's avatar

Love the shout out to Subradio!

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Linnea Lindley's avatar

Big balls? Prove it

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JwR's avatar

What kind of girls will hit on this poor guy. Expectations

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Toss that ugly little wannabee into an MIT or CMU dorm late at night and I'll guarantee there won't be enough of him left to say grace over. Nerds take nerding seriously and they don't like pretenders.

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Vic's avatar

Um, well, he got close to MIT. Northeastern.

As in "close [geographically] but no cigar". His suburban New York prep school must be real proud.

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

Id like to smack that smug face!

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Makeitblue's avatar

Geek

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Geek wannbe. That little ratfucker is not a real nerd.

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Karen Kendra's avatar

Is anyone protecting our private data?

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RRJKR's avatar

LOL!! No such thing as private data

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Vesper's avatar

'Just like Buddah', you mean Elon is also autistic like Gautama most likely was?

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RRJKR's avatar

I think Elon is just plain old fashioned stupid

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Vesper's avatar

You’re probably right about that!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fuck Elon Musk.

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