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gilderbeast's avatar

Why the gun-nut of course

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gilderbeast's avatar

And baccarat chandeliers of course

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Iam Reading's avatar

Do we have a good handle on the fiscal impact of mass shootings? Looks like one event can wipe out an annual operating budget.

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Iam Reading's avatar

Pretty confining for sure, but it is the lack of being ambulatory which softens the blow

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well Jeez, libtards -- you can't start to take in Muslin immigrants unless you have previously stopped taking them in. Get a brain, Morans!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Don't panic -- it only shoots blanks.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Creeping paranoia.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No, it's the title of my new operatic remake of "Pumping Iron."

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clubseal's avatar

There's probably never been a more appropriate time to make a Hitler comparison, right? I mean, these people are exactly calling for people to be barred from the country based solely on their religion, and some are even calling for outright murder of them.

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clubseal's avatar

Moral quandary initiated.

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azeyote's avatar

hey some people gotta have their fifteen minutes of fame - then milk the shit out of it - they know what the rubes need to put out -

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Hang on -- have Fox News now decided that Muslims shouldn't be allowed to own guns? Because that would certainly be a step in an unusual direction for them. Not sure the NRA would like that. After all, Muslims have money too, and that money could be used to buy more guns.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

"No. I'm the bigger fascist!"

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

needz moar bacon

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

A Piney is a NJ hillbilly. How appropriate.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Appropriate that a lady at a gun range which makes money off weapons that kill like eleventy billion 9/11's worth of Americans every year wants to ban Muslims because of violent jihadis....that's a bit like Fox News attacking the partisanship of NPR....

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