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Well, it was a thing until Obama was ready to authorize military action. Then, he did the unexpected not-tyrant thing and asked for a Congressional vote, holding Congresscritters' feet to the fire with their constituents. Between Americans who are sick and tired of ME wars, the Oppose Obama No Matter What crowd, and Kerry suggesting a diplomatic route... it wasn't a thing any more. Hawks cried about the poor gassed children, but I doubt they ever gave a crap, really.

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Is that a lady or a real doll posed with a gun?

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They were talking about this at work and our VP said, other than Tim, we're all going to be screwed.

I was very touched.

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lol..that would be funny to watch..

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No, those dickfucks are too busy destroying historical buildings and smashing thousand year old statues to bother walking 25 days over a bunch of mountains and in the dark with no water.

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Why do hate America?

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Oh right! I forgot about that - they can have the whole fucking thing! Come on over guys!

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She's about to tell us that "one weird trick to cure erectile dysfunction".

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Nah, Health and Human Services Secretary or bust!

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Considering the scientific acumen of the GOP members of the congressional science committees, I think NASA would prefer the teenager be in charge of funding. And programs.

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Your problem begins with the fourth word of your non-comment...you read stuff.

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The fact that they went to this woman and presented her as an expert whose opinion is worth something is just...ugh. But this is Faux Noise, who would expect anything different?

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Isn't that the $98 an hour girl?

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The fact they had to dig that deep into the screwball collection to find a spokesperson is interesting.

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A hard-working model. Here's Jan Morgan from another article about her wonderfulness.http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...

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AOT, K.

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