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Carbonated beverage through sinus cavity = painful.

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What else have they got?

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And Fox "News".

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Alas, it's too late this year, but perhaps the residents of Summerisle - deeply religious folk - will invite Rep. King to participate in their traditional May Day festival next year.

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Fuck Steve King. I have nothing else to say.

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I *KNEW* Wonketeers would get that joke!!!!! *purrs*

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You mean like the possibility they might be a secret Moslem?

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Now, now. That's just a theory. We have to be "open minded". ;) aka no minded

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I'll just wait for Sunday. ;-D

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Naturally. We're all Nicolas Cage fans here.

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Yes, indeed.

Militia-luvin' evangelical tea-baggers run for the hills, scream, cry, curse, wail, and knash their teeth the moment McVeigh comes up. ;)

Don't forget their favorite gem: it's sick of me to even bring it up because it's disrespectful to the victims.

Never mind the way the guy murdered all those people for "freedom". That's not disrespectful at all, amiright?

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How to respond to such dumbfuck bigotry? How 'bout ol' Steve root out the bald faced bigots in Christianity, like that self satisfied prick in the accompanying photo to this piece? Hope he remembers that old biblical saw about the beam in his eye.

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What's really weird is that the oldest mosque in the United States is in Steve King's district, and that Cedar Rapids has had a sizable Islamic community since the 1930s.

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Walker Texas Ranger?

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Interesting historical tidbit: On May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was shot and wounded by a Turkish assailant, Mehmet Ali Agca. There were expressions of profound dismay from all quarters, but the world did not end.

Can you imagine the howling, raving insanity from today's racist Xtian-martyr dipshits, if such a thing were to happen today? The Fucks Gnus blowhards would spontaneously combust in the middle of their on-air screaming for revenge.

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