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Everyone knows GM stands for General Muslim.

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The sad thing is, there's probably more the law can do about him having a hole in the floor of his car than him using a gun to put it there.

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As sad and maddening this story is, I must say Happy Easter fellow wonketters. I'm going to paint some easter eggs using the really cool blingeee as the motif. Thanks Ken - my nephews will love it.

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I thought "accidental discharge" referred to premature ejaculation, but I have a dirty mind.

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Yeah, why can't this have a happy ending, like that guy in Waco?

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All part of Shart Week on Discovery.

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I guess the the media missed his "fair trial" of the floorboards before he executed them?

Or maybe the show he was on was actually called "Let It R.I.P." ?

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i never really thought of it before, but <i>of course</i> this tool has a gun and carries it.

i feel so much better now.

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Good point. He did just let it rip, after all.

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Same thing happened to Jesus, except it killed the donkey.

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Possible explanations... - The car was using Sharia Law, 20 MPF (miles per fatwah) your results may vary. - That NRA oxymoronic "gun safety" course isn't as good as they claim. - He was in Detroit and just felt like shooting his 1993 Camry. - Wanted to get an early start on his "peaceful" protest - The car was of the devil.

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Second Amendment Remedies™ mobile edition.

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"Let it rip"

Isn't that what one does when having a burping/farting contest?

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"Accidental firearm discharge" is sorta the opposite problem as "erectile disfunction". Big Pharma is on the job...<blockquote>You never know when you're too ready. For those moments, there's NoCome™. ______________ <i>If you have an erection lasting more than 4 minutes, stop taking NoCome.</i></blockquote>

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I smell a Pulitzer!

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