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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Everyone knows GM stands for General Muslim.

WA Bishop's avatar

The sad thing is, there's probably more the law can do about him having a hole in the floor of his car than him using a gun to put it there.

Fartknocker's avatar

As sad and maddening this story is, I must say Happy Easter fellow wonketters. I'm going to paint some easter eggs using the really cool blingeee as the motif. Thanks Ken - my nephews will love it.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought "accidental discharge" referred to premature ejaculation, but I have a dirty mind.

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, why can't this have a happy ending, like that guy in Waco?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

All part of Shart Week on Discovery.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess the the media missed his "fair trial" of the floorboards before he executed them?

Or maybe the show he was on was actually called "Let It R.I.P." ?

fuflans's avatar

i never really thought of it before, but <i>of course</i> this tool has a gun and carries it.

i feel so much better now.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good point. He did just let it rip, after all.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Same thing happened to Jesus, except it killed the donkey.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Possible explanations... - The car was using Sharia Law, 20 MPF (miles per fatwah) your results may vary. - That NRA oxymoronic "gun safety" course isn't as good as they claim. - He was in Detroit and just felt like shooting his 1993 Camry. - Wanted to get an early start on his "peaceful" protest - The car was of the devil.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Second Amendment Remedies™ mobile edition.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Let it rip"

Isn't that what one does when having a burping/farting contest?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Accidental firearm discharge" is sorta the opposite problem as "erectile disfunction". Big Pharma is on the job...<blockquote>You never know when you're too ready. For those moments, there's NoCome™. ______________ <i>If you have an erection lasting more than 4 minutes, stop taking NoCome.</i></blockquote>