Rat-faced hillbilly "Pastor Terry Jones" still exists, for some reason. (Weren't we supposed to drop him from a Predator onto a pile of rocks in Afghanistan, so that one of his stray limbs would kill a child or a nursing mother? Is this evenAmericaanymore?) So, this Terry Jones character is going around, spewing racism and ignorance on local teevee programs so the nation's millions of semi-literate unemployed slobs can figure out which already-oppressed minority to HATE for the three-decade-long GOP/kleptocrat program to take away working people's homes, jobs, health care and minimal financial security. And, for some reason, "Pastor Terry Jones" shot up the floor of his crappy car. Goldanged Muslims are everywhere!
As sad and maddening this story is, I must say Happy Easter fellow wonketters. I'm going to paint some easter eggs using the really cool blingeee as the motif. Thanks Ken - my nephews will love it.
Possible explanations... - The car was using Sharia Law, 20 MPF (miles per fatwah) your results may vary. - That NRA oxymoronic "gun safety" course isn't as good as they claim. - He was in Detroit and just felt like shooting his 1993 Camry. - Wanted to get an early start on his "peaceful" protest - The car was of the devil.
&quot;Accidental firearm discharge&quot; is sorta the opposite problem as &quot;erectile disfunction&quot;. Big Pharma is on the job...<blockquote>You never know when you&#039;re too ready. For those moments, there&#039;s NoCome&trade;. ______________ <i>If you have an erection lasting more than 4 minutes, stop taking NoCome.</i></blockquote>
Everyone knows GM stands for General Muslim.
The sad thing is, there&#039;s probably more the law can do about him having a hole in the floor of his car than him using a gun to put it there.
As sad and maddening this story is, I must say Happy Easter fellow wonketters. I&#039;m going to paint some easter eggs using the really cool blingeee as the motif. Thanks Ken - my nephews will love it.
I thought &quot;accidental discharge&quot; referred to premature ejaculation, but I have a dirty mind.
Yeah, why can&#039;t this have a happy ending, like that guy in Waco?
All part of Shart Week on Discovery.
I guess the the media missed his &quot;fair trial&quot; of the floorboards before he executed them?
Or maybe the show he was on was actually called &quot;Let It R.I.P.&quot; ?
i never really thought of it before, but <i>of course</i> this tool has a gun and carries it.
i feel so much better now.
Good point. He did just let it rip, after all.
Same thing happened to Jesus, except it killed the donkey.
Possible explanations... - The car was using Sharia Law, 20 MPF (miles per fatwah) your results may vary. - That NRA oxymoronic &quot;gun safety&quot; course isn&#039;t as good as they claim. - He was in Detroit and just felt like shooting his 1993 Camry. - Wanted to get an early start on his &quot;peaceful&quot; protest - The car was of the devil.
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&quot;Let it rip&quot;
Isn&#039;t that what one does when having a burping/farting contest?
&quot;Accidental firearm discharge&quot; is sorta the opposite problem as &quot;erectile disfunction&quot;. Big Pharma is on the job...<blockquote>You never know when you&#039;re too ready. For those moments, there&#039;s NoCome&trade;. ______________ <i>If you have an erection lasting more than 4 minutes, stop taking NoCome.</i></blockquote>
I smell a Pulitzer!