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I'm beginning to think there is no such place as the USA. I think it's all an elaborate prank show, to see if you can fool the rest of the world. Nobody could be this stupid.

No, yes they can.

Maybe the Sioux etc should picket the RNC - "Get your European culture out of our country." "Those who want to follow Jesus should go back to the Middle East" "English - not a native language."

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As a Texan the best way to win the hearts and minds of Garland white folks is open carrying a firearm and selling a raffle ticket where a family of 8 can have all you can eat at the Luby's on Jupiter Road.

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Where do I send money to help with the travel arrangements?

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With the audit turned all the way down, I'd swear that was the line outside the Golden Corral around 6PM.

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Ratko Mladić?

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I am condemning the people who are condemning the thing that I condemn because they don't do enough to condemn the thing that I condemn.

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Arrange to hold a televised interview with their leader.

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The Saint Ignorance is a mighty river that reaches into the heart of America.

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I would rather just drive in silence, listening to the rhythmic thumps as my car tires roll over the road's expansion joints. They make much more sense.

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They don't call it the One-Star State for nothing.

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How dare they hold an American flag with their Muslimy hands.

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“We’re here to stand up for the American way of life from a faction of people that are trying to destroy it.” The folks inside might have said the same thing, and with far more justification.

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Mohammed Ali Jinnah?

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Stupid people are stupid. Must be a day ending in "Y".

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