You know what says love? A gun says love. Just ask anyone who's in love with guns, like maybe Kathy Kieffer at TownHall: Forget roses. This Valentine’s Day, give her a gift that shows you love her whole body and soul. Give her a gun. Your Valentine—whether she’s your wife, girlfriend, daughter or sister—deserves something very special. What could be more sentimental than a tool she can use to defend herself? When you give her a gun, you will be showing her that she is extremely precious and valuable to you.
<i>A thigh holster is much sexier than a delicate, lacy negligee when you explain that you&rsquo;re giving her this is a gift because you want to protect your most valuable asset &mdash; her.</i>
Ha, I was totally expecting this to end <i>&quot;- her thighs... and what lies between them.&quot;</i>
I did meet a young lady who had a gun &amp; holster tattooed on her thigh and it was incredibly exciting. But she managed to run away before I could take a shot at her.
For the gal who has everything, you are going to have to go bigger than an AR - introduce her to the RPG, a logical (and sexy!) step up from hand held firearms.
In fairness, Dok, you were only eying those Rainbow Dash earrings so you could borrow them anyway, so probably better to go with that nice little snub-nose .38.
Because there&#039;s nothing sexier than <a href="http:\/\/politicsworldwide.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/gun-nut-14.jpg" target="_blank">a woman with a gun.</a>
I hope this idea doesn&#039;t get traction at Edible Arrangements. &quot;Wait, Sugar, that&#039;s not a chocolate covered banana....&quot;
<a href="http:\/\/www.made-in-china.com\/showroom\/lionchen79\/product-detailFownzMsLSiVb\/China-Heart-Knife-Block-Heart-Knife-Set.html" target="_blank">Totes.</a>
You broke my heart, so I busted your jaw.
<i>A thigh holster is much sexier than a delicate, lacy negligee when you explain that you&rsquo;re giving her this is a gift because you want to protect your most valuable asset &mdash; her.</i>
Ha, I was totally expecting this to end <i>&quot;- her thighs... and what lies between them.&quot;</i>
Clearly, I am not a romantic.
I did meet a young lady who had a gun &amp; holster tattooed on her thigh and it was incredibly exciting. But she managed to run away before I could take a shot at her.
This writer isn&#039;t even trying to pretend that penis = gun is not just analogy for the phallically challenged.
For the gal who has everything, you are going to have to go bigger than an AR - introduce her to the RPG, a logical (and sexy!) step up from hand held firearms.
I&#039;d rather she just continue using that cast-iron frying pan for self defense, painful tho&#039; it be.
In fairness, Dok, you were only eying those Rainbow Dash earrings so you could borrow them anyway, so probably better to go with that nice little snub-nose .38.
Because there&#039;s nothing sexier than <a href="http:\/\/politicsworldwide.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/gun-nut-14.jpg" target="_blank">a woman with a gun.</a>
aot,k
But unlike a Sci-Fi convention, if they mess w/ your girl you&#039;re ARMED.
Of course, so are they. But that just makes V-Day so much more memorable.
I hope this idea doesn&#039;t get traction at Edible Arrangements. &quot;Wait, Sugar, that&#039;s not a chocolate covered banana....&quot;
Damn you Chicken Thief. I just blew iced tea through my sinus cavity.