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Regret's avatar

The history of the Luddites is actually quite interesting.

"the Luddites were anything but technophobes: they were skilled high-tech workers whose seven-year apprenticeships were the equivalent to getting a Master's in Engineering from MIT. Their objection to powered textile machines had nothing to do with fear of the machines: rather, it was motivated by a clear-eyed understanding of how factory owners wanted to use the machines."

https://pluralistic.net/202...

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Regret's avatar

pedant: STFU is vulgar but not profane. Profanity is about a lack of respect for what is holy./pedant

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Regret's avatar

His mind is not continuous enough to expect him to have a coherent world view.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Ralph Wiggum as an "adult."

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Craig Gooding's avatar

"They'll hide it so good you won't even be able to catch the crime!"

Ah, yes, the old "lack of proof is proof" argument. "If all the smart people wasn't on the other side, we'd be able to catch 'em!"

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Mintie's avatar

We actually use paper ballots in WA, because the whole state said fuck it and went mail-in ballot years ago. It's old tech and has its own problems, but it works.

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kareemachan's avatar

If he is such a devout xtian, then why does he NOT want to go to heaven?

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kareemachan's avatar

I immediately thought of Colossus: the Forbin Project.

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kareemachan's avatar

Agreed.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

But with hand marked paper ballots there is the possibility of a recount, and indeed there should always be at least a partial hand recount to confirm results.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That's the exact system we use both federally and provincially up here in Canada.

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Blue Man's avatar

She obviously never paid attention to any other presidential election - it ALWAYS takes a few days.

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Blue Man's avatar

I'm starting to get the vibe that the next election feels like a personal Armageddon to Trumpists and wingnuts, because they know the next one is TFG's last chance at the office.

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DLZebub's avatar

I'm not afraid of Travis Jr., the roomba. He goes in the bathroom, he's not even supposed to be in, and headbutts the sink pedestal, until his battery dies.

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Blue Man's avatar

Never in history have more conceited white men been more publicly in love with the sound of their own voices.

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

Forget the $50 and cut out the middleman. Whiskey for true and accurate voting.

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