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Steal the houses of the weak, eat their flesh, and wear their skins. Sounds very Repuglican.

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Someone needs to be telling the Georgia buttwipes who run "Adult Swim" that they shouldn't be running his ads.

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Tigris, Tigris, burning bright,(I left my router on all night)

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An upper decker varietal.

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More than a phase for Mike.

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The International Pillow Conspiracy.

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I sleep on one... from Big Lots. I can buy a new one every other month for what my wife pays for 1 pillow. I don't... but I could.

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Kapo.

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Snake Pisscan.

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So it's finished with his "brain"?

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Palin was almost worth it for the turkey grinder footage.

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I always thought that Belushi was basing that on extreme cadmium overdose, which does exactly that to you. Don't grill over old refrigerator racks.

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I figured something had gone wrong with her brain and her heart but I wasn't thinking Covid.

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Has she not always?

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They left a few years ago. He's flying solo, now.

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I know his wife divorced him but have not heard anything about his kids. I guess if they aren't expecting to inherit then they don't care.

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