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Mark Linimon's avatar

I misread that as "stench".

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"try AND control us"

Yeah, but this locution is used everywhere in colloquial (American) speech. It's far less objectionable to me than constructions like "between you and I," but we all have our prescriptivist bêtes noirs.

For the rest, spot on.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"To infinity and beyond!"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I keep getting the banhammer for irony. A while back someone posted concerning the Former "President's" love for children, and I posted a Third ‮hcieR‬ propaganda poster of ‮reltiH‬ surrounded by children with the legend: "Kinder, was wißt ihr vom Führer" and got the boot for a month.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Do not attempt the potato salad.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Yeah, anything nazi gets banned automatically. My bans are just ridiculous every time.

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Henry Emrich's avatar

Remember "Chatroulette" back in the day?

The worrisome overabundance of random guy's "jackin' it", in hopes that strangers would click on in and watch?

Picture that - but instead, guys with handguns to their junk:

https://www.vice.com/en/art...

Just sayin'.

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Selena60's avatar

Boy, I didn't know any of that stuff, that Wonkette is something else!!

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Selena60's avatar

It's not entertaining waiting for Trump to melt.

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Gary_Seven's avatar

"Frank"? Like in 'Donnie Darko'??

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Selena60's avatar

There was (is?) a scandal magazine printed monthly for at least the past decade in Halifax, NS called Frank.

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The Wanderer's avatar

"Frank?"

"Yes, Doctor F?"

"Does it hurt much?"

"Does what hurt much?"

(screen goes dark; Frank screams)

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Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright's avatar

Fox "news" was doomed by the fact that they actually exhibited something crudely approximating "journalistic integrity" an understanding of libel laws.

Fixed it for you.

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goCatgo's avatar

"The cows are out of the barn."

I love cows. And not just for their milk, butter and cheese. But also shoes, boots, belts, gloves, jackets, and those cool......well....nevermind.

Cows are sweet, but are not reel smart creatures. When one gets into Hahvud, it actually makes the news. So I doubt Lindel's cows had a plan to escape with fake IDs and passports, dollars, euros or loonies. They are probably not very far.

So Mikey, can I call you Mikey? Just get your dog and move the cows back into the barn.They probably will be very little trouble. And wanna be home.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Mike Lindell & his pillow should live happily ever after together...in a rubber room.

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