You know what would have been easier on Mike Lindell, who has to continually postpone Trump's glorious return to the White House? If Trump has just stayed there in the first place and served the second term he definitely won, instead of handing the presidency to a Socialist who's hell-bent on turning America into Venezuela.
I mean, why would the best president in history, who was solving all the country's problems, and who boasts that he never settles, voluntarily step down from the presidency he won in a landslide and give the reins to a dangerous, radical, corrupt, sleepy dementia patient who's gonna break down your door, force you to get a vaccine, and take your guns while he's there? Anyone?
King Arthur, El Cid, Kaiser Frederick Barbarossa, Jeshua ben Jusef, Donnie Two-Scoops; one of these things is not like the others, can you tell me who?
King Arthur is fiction? Although there is a faint possibility that there was a series of Romano-British warriors who fought against the invading Angles, Saxons and Jutes who got rolled up into one mythic figure
Also, if we take Mallory as a definitive source, Arthur is not dead but waiting for Britain to face its greatest crisis and then will return. However since the vile Johnson is still around, I am sceptical
Minnesota apologizes for little Mikey. However, we are not responsible for Michelle Bachmann. She was born in the Alabama of the North, Wisconsin, and raised in the Georgia of the North, Iowa. But please forgive us for Lindell. We don't have a really high density of assholes...really.
Since Donald has a habit of throwing everyone around him under the bus or pretending that he doesn't know them, I think he's down to Ivanka or Jared, but they are under investigation too. Rubio seems to keep kissing his ass for some reason, but don't see it happening.
I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh if TFG showed up in D.C. on August 13, demanding to be let into the White House. Then laugh some more when he has a meltdown after being told President Biden has no interest in seeing him.
September is a bad time. The month is already taken for the Second Coming of Christ.
You know what would have been easier on Mike Lindell, who has to continually postpone Trump's glorious return to the White House? If Trump has just stayed there in the first place and served the second term he definitely won, instead of handing the presidency to a Socialist who's hell-bent on turning America into Venezuela.
I mean, why would the best president in history, who was solving all the country's problems, and who boasts that he never settles, voluntarily step down from the presidency he won in a landslide and give the reins to a dangerous, radical, corrupt, sleepy dementia patient who's gonna break down your door, force you to get a vaccine, and take your guns while he's there? Anyone?
That's some nightmare fuel right there. I feel like if he opened his mouth, it'd just be a third eye there.
King Arthur, El Cid, Kaiser Frederick Barbarossa, Jeshua ben Jusef, Donnie Two-Scoops; one of these things is not like the others, can you tell me who?
King Arthur is fiction? Although there is a faint possibility that there was a series of Romano-British warriors who fought against the invading Angles, Saxons and Jutes who got rolled up into one mythic figure
Also, if we take Mallory as a definitive source, Arthur is not dead but waiting for Britain to face its greatest crisis and then will return. However since the vile Johnson is still around, I am sceptical
Minnesota apologizes for little Mikey. However, we are not responsible for Michelle Bachmann. She was born in the Alabama of the North, Wisconsin, and raised in the Georgia of the North, Iowa. But please forgive us for Lindell. We don't have a really high density of assholes...really.
Since Donald has a habit of throwing everyone around him under the bus or pretending that he doesn't know them, I think he's down to Ivanka or Jared, but they are under investigation too. Rubio seems to keep kissing his ass for some reason, but don't see it happening.
A "[sign] that Democrats were planning mid-August 'lockdowns' to distract from voter fraud."
I should think confining people to their homes where they have nothing to do but go down interwebs rabbit holes would lead them to voter fraud.
ka-BAM!
Facts are no longer a "thing" in the modern day conservatism.
I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh if TFG showed up in D.C. on August 13, demanding to be let into the White House. Then laugh some more when he has a meltdown after being told President Biden has no interest in seeing him.
Alternate (untested with scientific method) science. Yeah, that's a good idea.
I've called Greg Abbott a lot worse than Ron.
Wonkette will obviously still be live-blogging all day on August 13, JUST IN CASE.
lol
This MUST happen.
How do you live blog nothing? Update: Still nothing?