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Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

Moment of silence for convicted murderers. The “wackiness” will not end until January 20, 2029 at the earliest, will it?

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

I've been to plenty of state political party conventions. They are uniformly awful. Who shows up? The least of the least. The acidic, concentrated bile of the extremist' extremists. The worst of the worst who are beyond motivated to attend these boring things, and have the cash to do so. Just awful human beings. A moment of silence for a living person, who at that moment is in prison convicted by a jury of the murder of another human being while they were wearing the uniform of and taking the paycheck of their fellow citizens seems about right for that crowd.

I remember one convention that I attended as an impartial journalist, held in a large and growing Southeastern American city, that featured wanted posters. And not the funny, kind. Real vile shit. Each depicted a member of their own party that was deemed to be too friendly to the other side in the state legislature. Enjoy a bowl of banana pudding in the state cafeteria with somebody from across the aisle during a break in the legislative non-action, and get yourself marked for death.

That's the state political party convention for you.

Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

You should’ve went to Wyoming Democratic Party conventions then. You could’ve won auctioned firearms.

goCatgo's avatar

OT. I had a bad dream last night. I picked up my girlfriend to go to a party with her work

friends. But I was nervous. I asked her what kind of party. "Just a party." She said.

Then I remembered who my girlfriend was. In the series, Killing Eve, she was a trainee assassin.

The British Indian girl.

Only killed 3 people in the show and she quit. But one was her brother, so does that count?

And I was trying to think in the story had she quit yet when she was with me?

Then I woke up.

"M"'s avatar

Let's do some math with Hawk and his guest

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3gesAlamzQo

eppe's avatar

Whew. This seems to NOT be the Open Thread. The picture up top could lead to a whole lotta misgivings and misapprehensions to new Wonketeers.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

This dude needs so much therapy. And he'll never get it.

SethTriggs's avatar

An embarrassment of riches of clownshoes. And yet again we see another person in a one-way relationship with America's Pilonidal Cyst, throwing their life away for his favor only to get spectacularly owned.

Dogfather's avatar

My latest missive to our Democrat Senator from PA:

"Hey John,

Your bestest little buddy is still murdering people in the Caribbean.

I know you don't give a shit Lurch, just wanted to remind you that you

are all the way up a murderer's asshole.

You piece of shit."

42tontom's avatar

He’s gonna think you don’t like him!

josephebacon's avatar

This is why we need to get to at least 52 Democratic Senators in November because FetterMANCHIN will side with the Nazi Republicans.

51 won't be enough because he will do the LIEberman backstabbing routine on us again and again.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

"Although those boats may seem small and far away, they have a direct path to the shores of Israel, and thus represent a clear and present danger to America's security interests".

PrimerGray's avatar

Yours in Christ,

Dogfather

Trespassers Will's avatar

…Love, Fuck You

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Meanwhile, with the Republican Party's illegal war -

Trump in March: "Somebody actually said from the media, 'I think you'll get bored after about a week or two.' No, we don't get bored. I never get bored."

Trump today, on peace negotiations: "Frankly, I thought they started to get very boring."

https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mnau2vpxoc2k

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I have never before wished in my heart for someone to die. Not even Bill Laimbeer. I don't like who I have become.

SethTriggs's avatar

When you are protected by Murc's Law, it is sufficient just to say words to win that moment. Only Democrats are responsible for consistency with past statements.

zuludaddy (SEAMONKEY!)'s avatar

republicans murdered language

for a reason

Saviour of Bread's avatar

That is double plus ungood.

"M"'s avatar

I know you are not expecting that literal head full of head cheese and ham to be consistent about anything but his racism

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I sincerely doubt he has any idea what's going on in the Middle East unless it's in a coloring-book format.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

He has too short an attention span to get bored. You have to be able to hold a thought for more than 10 seconds to get bored. He's an idiot is what I am trying to say. A complete fucking idiot.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice can of Diet Coke in the sun before his morning nap, he doesn't bother anyone until his potty needs emptying."

~ To paraphrase 'Blackadder'

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

goldfish have a better sense of object permanence

R. Riddle's avatar

Ok ... I just listened to that song and I think you could do a mash-up of it with "We Built This City".

Apollyon Danish's avatar

How much of a masochist *are* you?

PrimerGray's avatar

I'm picturing Mikey and RFK Jr. sharing drug stories, each trying to top the other with outlandish, rock bottom tales of depravity.

"And that's the real reason my voice is like this."

SethTriggs's avatar

Somehow I bet Pillow Guy doesn't rob raccoon rods.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

It blows my mind how much the dude looks like the Undertaker's manager, Paul Bearer.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Blimey, showing your age. I used to work with a guy who never got the pun in his name. We were night shift security, but even so.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Between being 53 and growing up in a funeral home, literally, the pun seemed fairly obvious to me.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Vance as a bellhop is perfection.

PrimerGray's avatar

In the series, Trump doesn't know his name. He refers to him vaguely as "You again" or "smiling guy" or some such.

ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

I cannot get past that photo. That is one each disturbing psychological study. Who is the man in the pajamas? The victim's partner? Why did he let a besuited murderer into his bedroom? Is this a weird voyeur sex thing? Did Alfred Hitchock direct this TV ad?

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Orthopedists recommend standing, rather than sitting in the cuck chair.

Coleman's avatar

He does look confused, like he wants to say, "What the hell is going on!? Where did you come from?!"

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

“On the bright side, for him, even if he loses he’ll still believe he actually won.” Straight out of the rethugs’ playbook.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Though Mikey Pillow's "business" is being held ransom by hackers - "thoughts'n'prayers, dumbass" - he's among the first of the traitorous Republican shitbags asking for a handout from Trump's MAGAt slush money.

𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 $𝟭.𝟴𝗕 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿, 𝗝𝟲 𝗥𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘀

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2026/05/31/applicants-for-trumps-anti-weaponization-fund-include-proud-boys-leader-j6-rioters-and-george-santos/

Mysterysurf's avatar

Too bad that fund is now on hold, and word is that Trump won't appeal.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Too many questions from Judges about this before they could steal the $$$$. It's been exposed now.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Which just cracks me up, because you KNOW these GOP traitors were SO excited about their Big Handout.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I guess they'll have to come up with their own bail money now, lol.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

It's a regular "Who's Who" of America's enemies.