Mysterious 'Kraken' Ruining Mark Kirk's Senate Campaign
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GOP Representative Mark Kirk was doing so well in his quest to win the seat of Senator Roland Burris, who is retiring to his mausoleum because he has achieved all of his policy goals. As recently as May, he was up by nearly 7 points in the polls! But then he told a bunch of lies about his former jobs and whatnot, and how he's going to lose to some sleazy Democrat. What is the cause of this bizarre reversal of fortune? Could it be that Kirk has fallen under the spell of a terrible tentacled monster from the deepest ocean? Yes, says his ex-wife!
Mysterious 'Kraken' Ruining Mark Kirk's Senate Campaign
Mysterious 'Kraken' Ruining Mark Kirk's…
Mysterious 'Kraken' Ruining Mark Kirk's Senate Campaign
GOP Representative Mark Kirk was doing so well in his quest to win the seat of Senator Roland Burris, who is retiring to his mausoleum because he has achieved all of his policy goals. As recently as May, he was up by nearly 7 points in the polls! But then he told a bunch of lies about his former jobs and whatnot, and how he's going to lose to some sleazy Democrat. What is the cause of this bizarre reversal of fortune? Could it be that Kirk has fallen under the spell of a terrible tentacled monster from the deepest ocean? Yes, says his ex-wife!