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I believe I saw that made-for-teevee movie. It was supposed to be based on actual Irish practice, not somebody's fantasy about it. And as I recall, one of the main tasks these unpaid young women performed was ... the PRIESTS' LAUNDRY!

And what kind of attire do priests wear? VESTMENTS. So how big a step is it from vestments to ... INVESTMENTS?!

Do you see what's going on here? This international conspiracy is huge. Huge.

We need to hear from the Pope's Wonketteer, I Miss Opus Dei.

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I was thinking more along of an ad for a NAMBLA dating service. The caption would read:

"Man...don't that alterboy look fine! Hook up with E-pederasty.com"

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The Pope's Bank™. Where Jesus changes His money. The Pope's Bank™. Saving more than souls, since 1 A.D. The Pope's Bank™. Forgive us our sins -- great rates and open late on Fridays.

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I'm just relieved this thing involves money and not little boys.

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What good has ever come from Germans getting together with Italians?

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as someone who has never worshipped at that particular altar, not sure why 1900-ish years of history should mean anything.

on the other hand, i'm not sure why it shouldn't.

have fun believers!

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