We have no idea at all what this bizarre casting call spotted on Craigslist in Minneapolis looking for "patriotic couples" is, but the antics of screaming racist hillbillies made COPS pretty popular for a while there, so we'll go out on a limb and say this sounds like the potential for a major ratings hit. Contestants will be paid with "United States," which is worth ...what these days? "Herpes and an unemployment check" or something along those lines.
LUB: That was, indeed, a classic. Thanx for the memory!
However, the R&R I remember was a guy working in DC who had some issues with a co-worker's language and general conduct. The racial divide between the two had become a cultural chasm, and he needed to get a few things off his chest.
Come on now, who wants to pose as half of a patriotic couple with me?!? This is just not the role for MisterBarry. But, it could be lots of lulz...throwing around logic and snark at a bunch of idiots while the other patriotic adventurers scratch their heads and mutter things like, "but, wait, are they saying dinosaurs didn't hang out in dat der garden with Adam and Eve" and "huh, so, the government actually paid for the old ball and chain's mobility scooter" and "these weirdos seem to think Osama is actually dead." It'll be great.
Seems legit.
LUB: That was, indeed, a classic. Thanx for the memory!
However, the R&R I remember was a guy working in DC who had some issues with a co-worker's language and general conduct. The racial divide between the two had become a cultural chasm, and he needed to get a few things off his chest.
How did wife swapping get so political?
Remember waaay back at the dawn of time, when Wonkette was new, there was that Craigs'List R&R about the Washington, DC co-worker?
Classic.
American Birfers?
Come on now, who wants to pose as half of a patriotic couple with me?!? This is just not the role for MisterBarry. But, it could be lots of lulz...throwing around logic and snark at a bunch of idiots while the other patriotic adventurers scratch their heads and mutter things like, "but, wait, are they saying dinosaurs didn't hang out in dat der garden with Adam and Eve" and "huh, so, the government actually paid for the old ball and chain's mobility scooter" and "these weirdos seem to think Osama is actually dead." It'll be great.
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