Barack Obama had a party in Philadelphia yesterday for Christoper Columbus, the ancient sailor who accidentally stumbled across North America and then very purposefully slaughtered everyone and took their Goldline treasure.
I'm sure there's some strident blogger writing about how Obama has diminished the office of POTUS to the level of fraternity pranks. (I'm looking at you Malkin.) No one got nekkid for George Bush, right? Only a few (dozen) women got nekkid for Bill Clinton.
But fewer Americans and soldiers died under the Demoncrats Nude World Order. The clothed and ironically named Bush administration was quite deadly. Hmmmm.
We seem to have skipped over the part where you explain about where these winnings are coming from, Riley. Either that, or someone has torn this crucial piece of the story out of my copy of Wonkette this morning.
It's a living.
I'm sure there's some strident blogger writing about how Obama has diminished the office of POTUS to the level of fraternity pranks. (I'm looking at you Malkin.) No one got nekkid for George Bush, right? Only a few (dozen) women got nekkid for Bill Clinton.
But fewer Americans and soldiers died under the Demoncrats Nude World Order. The clothed and ironically named Bush administration was quite deadly. Hmmmm.
You're from Staten Island?
how right you are! But it undoes my Nude World Order gag. oh the pain, the pain.
Oh my...I was born on Staten Island. I hope that doesn't make me automatically a yahoo or douchebag.
We seem to have skipped over the part where you explain about where these winnings are coming from, Riley. Either that, or someone has torn this crucial piece of the story out of my copy of Wonkette this morning.