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Katie Porter would make a great leader in this Inquisition...

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I was listening earlier to an interview Pence did with someone from Bloomberg this morning. He was basically saying they set up the Task Force, after the first case, stopped travel from China, stopped travel from various other places, etc., etc., rah, rah, we're happy president numbnuts did so much to save us. blah, blah, blah.

And the Bloomberg anchors who replayed that portion of the interview were so happy that the VP had paid any attention to them. It never seemed to occur to them to ask Pence how, if Trump did such a perfect job, cases had grown from 15 to 238800 in only 36 days.

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I fuckin' hate Varney. Like, even more than Carlson. But not quite as much as Ingraham and Hannity. So there you go. Asshole clowns, all.

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Instead of getting mad every time people people point out Dumpster’s fuckups (which means you’re always mad), he could just not fuck up so much.

I know, my face isn’t any straighter typing this than yours is reading it.

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Continued Varney, "This is like the time when I joined the Fox softball team, and the team we played had a big problem: they had better players. Then they had the UNMITIGATED GALL of actually playing better than us. They had no end of contempt for us by continuing to play better and scoring more runs than us. Thankfully, we won the game by scoring less as that is now how a winner is determined."

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