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schmannity's avatar

Blepharoplasty!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Good luck on your pending triple digit p-ness

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Nancy Pelosi has never had a heart attack because her heart isn't foolish enough to attack her.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Nancy Pelosi's computer. Nancy Pelosi is always in control.

Nancy Pelosi once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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