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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

p.s. the PT needles thing is definitely not cool. it's essentially the same as accupuncture, but instead of having 4 years of school and 2 years of residence in sticking needles into people, they learn it over the weekend. so you really should run far far away.

Parchment Scroll's avatar

I'm not sure what you mean by "PT" and wasn't sure whether you meant acupuncture needles or any needles, TBH.

If a physical therapist comes to me wanting to draw blood, I assume there's a reason for it, although I may ask what that reason is.

Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

You are the most sane here.......

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Yeah, but he'd probably love it too.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

I think it's the lack of thrusting that's the problem.

TextualDeviance's avatar

Taking them at their word, their belief is this: You have sex (after you get married, of course!) until you have as many children as you want, and then you stop. If you don't want children at any point in time, you don't have sex. You also don't do any kind of sexing that doesn't come with the possibility of makin' babeez.

The Lawd only blesses those who do not indulge in Earthly pleasures. 'Cept for all the other six deadly sins, o'course.

phoenix00's avatar

and it didn't even measure up to little Donald

phoenix00's avatar

Roger Ailes suddenly available for comment.

phoenix00's avatar

That is a massive derp

phoenix00's avatar

aka "Bless your heart"

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

I was brushed off for years with a horrific case of fibroids. By the time I half crawled in to the lady doctor's office (too weak to walk from loss of blood), my hemoglobin was at 3.2 and I had to be transfused with four units of blood before I was healthy enough for a hysterectomy. "Let us know if it gets any worse."

dshwa's avatar

That's why Wonkette doesn't allow them.

Lamashtar's avatar

I heard something like this. They thought the belly button was the vagina.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

PT = physical therapist and I did mean acupuncture needles. generally, they aren't licensed to draw blood, but I think that some of them can get injections.