NASA, which means FAIL in the Moon Man language, has announced the doomed zillion-dollar replacement for the rust-bucket death-trap space shuttles that haven't yet blown up won't be ready until at least September of 2014, which means "never" in the Moon Man language.
NASA Won't Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014
NASA Won't Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014
NASA Won't Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014
NASA, which means FAIL in the Moon Man language, has announced the doomed zillion-dollar replacement for the rust-bucket death-trap space shuttles that haven't yet blown up won't be ready until at least September of 2014, which means "never" in the Moon Man language.