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Sevier-est case of mental illness ever. And stupidity, also too.

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Indeed. If'n he wants his teevee show, he needs to shut his mouth.

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I find it somewhat ironic he made a fruity Phil dish out of slices of passion fruit

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Suddenly, I'm craving strawberries. Dammit.

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Same fool, I expect.

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Thanks for reminding me of how screwy the British monarchy is.

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Some people are just over-enlightened, you know?

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Oh, wait. You're a Bears fan? This changes everything.

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This is as crazy as doing pushups at a party.

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I did see a fine headline this morning: <b>Power outages leave thousands in cold, dark [Don't Worry, America--Obama is in toasty Hawaii!]</b>

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That is a <i>fruit tart </i> - obviously a symbol of everything sinful in the whole world, including all-butter crust.

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Yeah, I was gonna make a joke about a tarte Bon-Chrétiens, which is a fruit tart made with pears, but that would not have explained the kiwis.

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That's probably who he thinks it is.

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These bozos need to read the Constutooshun. It only applies to the government squashing free speech. I realize it has many Big Words and Concepts that take more than a second grade home school education to understand, so the point may be moot.

Has Phil Robertson been making noises about all of this? He has been strangely quiet. Quiet like *perhaps* (I am making a leap here) he gets that he should be quiet and this is not a free speech issue.

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That sequence of pictures is crying out for an accompanying narrative/caption contest.

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