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Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

I'm sure the WH is happy to distract from the "I let you fly on the targeted plane" situation.

And speaking of distractions...

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

You know who I feel sorry for.

Peggy Noonan.

Sad old gin soaked weirdo and regular fantasist in uncomfortably intimate ways about a President who she actually worked in the same building as.

She must be furious that Natalie has gotten so much closer to her object of obsession, plus is anyone calling to get her on all the shows to talk about what its like working in the White House when you have a disturbing obsession with the President? No!

Douchebags.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Who wore it better in need of treatment for mental illness: Laura Loomer or Nathalie Harp?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

You know... I was thinking about a weekend off the sauce, its been a very boozy past 4 weeks.

But there's a genuinely crazy person in the White House, controlling the information access of the senile moron in charge of the Country.

So not drinking seems a little... Quaint?

Hank Napkin's avatar

BASED ON THE ACTUAL LETTERS

Andrew Lloyd Webber at work on musical adaption "NATALIE! NATALIE!!"

Flashman's avatar

Kidding aside, this relationship has some kind of awful, tragic end written all over it. Imagine if Nixon had gotten into a thing with Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Can you imagine how fast the MSM would have reported on this if it was Obama as president and a blonde white woman?

Vic's avatar

Somebody introduce this poor little girl to Corey Lewandowski.

Caepan's avatar

Nah - even I wouldn't wish that asshole on anyone.

Vic's avatar

- and he's too young for women like Nathalie and Karoline.

CzechJournalists's avatar

lewandowski's type seems to skew older.

Mr blob's avatar

Natalie Harp when it finally happens

https://www.threads.com/share/_lfeTIDvS/

PUT ME IN

Mavenmaven's avatar

this has all been great news for Laura Loomer

EyeQueue's avatar

Why the random ass capitalized words? Did these people not attend third grade? FFS!

Vic's avatar

homeschooled by parents who liked her as much as Fred and Mary Anne Trump liked their reform school reprobate sun.

CzechJournalists's avatar

From thAt Video, it's Clear tHAt neaRLy Every Member of THE cabinet is hopelessly ADDICTED to SCREENS. They ALSO tend to HAVE All Hands On Deck meetings to help compose his Absolutely Unhinged Tweets, and they default to speaking IN Interwebs Parlance.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

She was homeschooled, so no.

aktlib101's avatar

They probably want to emulate the original German, Hitler-like.

paul's avatar

And how FOX went on the warpath on Ossoff mentioning this issue as a man picking on a regular garden variety staffer........Maybe FOX is right- EVERYONE is expected to behave like Natalie. She just happened to have letters leak.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Watters is now leading the “it’s no big deal” retreat because Ossoff was making bank on the meltdown.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"I DID NOT FALL FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS BAIT"

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I DID NOT MAKE A MULTI-DAY NATIONAL SCANDAL OUT OF THREE WORDS THAT NOBODY WOULD HAVE NOTICED IF WE DIDN'T ALL IN UNISON GO NUTS.

"Sir, this is an Arby's."

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Normalizing psychotic staffers seems like a perfectly healthy thing to do.

paul's avatar

Soon, it will be we who are told to feel shame for picking on the mentally ill.....Oh wait. So you admit someone that close to power has a serious untreated psychiatric disorder???

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Tell you what, let's stick everyone who works in the White House in front of a panel of real psychologists. They can pick out the crazy ones.

There won't be many political staff left.

paul's avatar

I will go one further. If it turns out she has an untreated disorder, I will accuse the administration of knowingly abusing the mentally ill.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

By extension, you could accuse the American people of doing the same to Trump.

paul's avatar

Only his voters and supporters.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Her final form is going to be lit.

paul's avatar

I imagine the WH is already in damage control status and she might disappear from public view for reasons. Maybe she needs to spend more time with family- except for her brother.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Hope springs eternal.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

She needs to go home to her gingerbread house, and see what Hänsel and Gretel have been up to.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Frieza, is that you?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I'm thinking some weird Bloodborne thing.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s a good thing Cheeto famously hates animals because she would have boiled his bunny by now.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

I know. I'd be unable to sleep if Turmp had any pets (his grandaughter whose name I don't remember or Nath-a-lee herself excepted, I'd be okay with anything whatsoever, no matter how gross, happening to them)

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

Let’s invent a cocktail in honor of Natalie. No, not a microwave Snickers wrapped in a trifold bevnap with Sharpied love sayings.

EVERY SHIT YOU TAKE, I’ll be changing you

I WILL NEVER (GOLD) LEAF YOU, Goldschlager

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

The only drink in honor of anyone in this administration that I want to drink is the champagne in my fridge waiting for when Trump dies.

T L Mills's avatar

Ugh, those letters are SO freakin' squicky, I had to go take some of that pink stuff in the medicine cabinet to get my stomach calmed down.

Yeah, a normal person would be getting "Fatal Attraction" vibes big time and, if he were a NORMAL Preznit, immediately have the Secret Service & FBI people drag her off to a nice padded room with no view.