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Catnmus's avatar

Poodles are super-smart (probably even with a TBI). I'd've gone with chihuahua or pug.

Catnmus's avatar

That first letter is disturbing AF. Groveling remarks of either a submissive to her master (at best!) or (more likely) a victim of domestic abuse or a member of a cult.

Tessie's avatar

You guys think she [redacted] his [redacted] when she changes his diaper?

Wowdad's avatar

Well if someone has to be with Trump 24/7, why not an obsessed, unstable fan-girl lacking food and sleep? When she finally snaps *someone* might get hurt!

Papasan's avatar

IN NOVEMBER VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! BECAUSE IT DOES! TRUMP AND MAGA NAZIS ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY TO ENRICH THEMSELVES AND THEIR CRONIES AND TAKING IT FROM THE WORKING RETIRED AND POOR! STRIPPING LAWFUL PROTECTIONS AND DOING AWAY WITH THE PROCEDURES TO REDRESS OUR VALID ISSUES! WHEN IT'S GONE IT'S GONE FOREVER!

Wm. of Woodstock's avatar

One wonders: Secret Service keeping nearby rabbits safe?

Maybe's avatar

The more I hear about Natalie, the more I think we should leave her alone or even support her. It sounds as though she might be a danger to herself. As a bleeding-heart liberal, I am obliged to feel sorry for her. I remember how horribly the Repubs treated Monica Lewinsky and I don't want to be like them.

Louise James's avatar

Trump is the disturbed one in this story, IMO

Louise James's avatar

This is the stupidest fucking timeline.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I had to take off my specs and read the letters from two inches away. The woman has issues, man. I wrote shit similar, though not AS bad, when I was 22 going on 12.

Bob Abbey's avatar

Clearly, Natalie has a Trump-shaped hole in her life that needs to be filled on a regular basis.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Are we supposed to be able to read the screenshots of her letters?

RRJKR's avatar

Ashamed to admit I have no idea who this Natalie person is.

larry gassan's avatar

All i hear are balls thru a garden hose here.

Michael Treece's avatar

They're Bonding over their Love of Random Capitalization.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

What bugs me is that PS on the second one.

It infers that he said something about her hands looking badly. Which he probably did.