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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Do them in groups for greater efficiency.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"I’m thinking of a client that, unfortunately, has had over 10,000 sexual partners in his lifetime. 10,000. I did the calculation a couple weeks ago, that’s on the average of 250 partners per year for this man."

So Doyle spent an afternoon thinking about this man having sex with 10,000 men? Interesting, Very interesting.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

In fact, in 2013, the event’s first year, it drew literally 10 people, despite wingnut Sandy Rios’s prediction that “thousands of ex-gays [were] descending” upon Washington for the soiree.

Sandy Rios' name sounds suspiciously Messican. Will Donald Trump deport her?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Me too. I'm a lefty who just missed all the drama over getting everyone to write "properly". No Satan involvement, just trying to keep us from smearing ink everywhere. Thank Biro and Bic for ballpoints.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

So her bike doesn't have a seat?

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

How do you make Ben-Gay?Squeeze his tube.(Sorry for this old joke.)

Shelli Kae's avatar

I'm an ex- asshole. One who speaks her mind! Who am I kidding! I was born an asshole and can't change it. So I shall embrace it!

Shelli Kae's avatar

Wait...10,000 sex partners! I do not believe that shit for a minute. Besides, if your daddy fucked you up, shouldn't you be screwing 10,000 ladies? The sexually free with their love bush, female wise, screqed them some men looking for a daddy figure.Is it different for the gays? 10,000 partners. I call bullshit.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

The Republicans have appropriated that one.

Blender_415's avatar

I'm still worn out from Folsom Street; going to have to skip this one (again).

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Simenon might actually not have been bragging. He had amazing stamina and not just au lit. He was able to shut himself in a room with a coffeemaker and a typewriter and write a whole novel in one pass. Personally, I find the Maigraits suffer from this haste but a number of the stand-alone novels are excellent.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They steal Bruce Springsteen's music. They steal Neil Young's music. They steal respected, long-standing masturbation metaphors. This is the party of responsibility?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I think the line, "Nice to meet you, wanna fuck?" works for guys who are a whole lot better-looking, a whole lot wealthier, enormously more famous and multiple decades younger than I am.

Are we there yet?'s avatar

Sandy Rios.........................ROTFLMFAO.......................

Stein Olsen's avatar

What we need in response to this is a ex-straight event. "But Stein" you say! "We already got gay pride month". Ah but see! This will not celebrate gay pride, but the escape from the horrors of straight life. Any takers? No? Damn!