Nope, sorry, doesn't work, all these dudes still like dick. Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me. I once was gay, but now I'm into snatch OMG LOL it's my favorite just kidding EW NASTY. (Ancient "ex-gay" hymn) Hey boys, time to dismount from the strange dick you found last night and search for your clothes on the floor, because "Ex-Gay Awareness Month" is coming! Aren't you excited? Because see, as the religious right and the failing "ex-gay" industry have been telling us for years, there are LITERALLY MILLIONS of people out there who used to sucka the D (or scissor the V, if they are ladies), but they allegedly don't do that anymore, due to how they prayed the gay away.
"I’m thinking of a client that, unfortunately, has had over 10,000 sexual partners in his lifetime. 10,000. I did the calculation a couple weeks ago, that’s on the average of 250 partners per year for this man."
So Doyle spent an afternoon thinking about this man having sex with 10,000 men? Interesting, Very interesting.
In fact, in 2013, the event’s first year, it drew literally 10 people, despite wingnut Sandy Rios’s prediction that “thousands of ex-gays [were] descending” upon Washington for the soiree.
Sandy Rios' name sounds suspiciously Messican. Will Donald Trump deport her?
Me too. I'm a lefty who just missed all the drama over getting everyone to write "properly". No Satan involvement, just trying to keep us from smearing ink everywhere. Thank Biro and Bic for ballpoints.
Wait...10,000 sex partners! I do not believe that shit for a minute. Besides, if your daddy fucked you up, shouldn't you be screwing 10,000 ladies? The sexually free with their love bush, female wise, screqed them some men looking for a daddy figure.Is it different for the gays? 10,000 partners. I call bullshit.
Simenon might actually not have been bragging. He had amazing stamina and not just au lit. He was able to shut himself in a room with a coffeemaker and a typewriter and write a whole novel in one pass. Personally, I find the Maigraits suffer from this haste but a number of the stand-alone novels are excellent.
They steal Bruce Springsteen's music. They steal Neil Young's music. They steal respected, long-standing masturbation metaphors. This is the party of responsibility?
I think the line, "Nice to meet you, wanna fuck?" works for guys who are a whole lot better-looking, a whole lot wealthier, enormously more famous and multiple decades younger than I am.
What we need in response to this is a ex-straight event. "But Stein" you say! "We already got gay pride month". Ah but see! This will not celebrate gay pride, but the escape from the horrors of straight life. Any takers? No? Damn!
lol
Do them in groups for greater efficiency.
"I’m thinking of a client that, unfortunately, has had over 10,000 sexual partners in his lifetime. 10,000. I did the calculation a couple weeks ago, that’s on the average of 250 partners per year for this man."
So Doyle spent an afternoon thinking about this man having sex with 10,000 men? Interesting, Very interesting.
In fact, in 2013, the event’s first year, it drew literally 10 people, despite wingnut Sandy Rios’s prediction that “thousands of ex-gays [were] descending” upon Washington for the soiree.
Sandy Rios' name sounds suspiciously Messican. Will Donald Trump deport her?
Me too. I'm a lefty who just missed all the drama over getting everyone to write "properly". No Satan involvement, just trying to keep us from smearing ink everywhere. Thank Biro and Bic for ballpoints.
So her bike doesn't have a seat?
How do you make Ben-Gay?Squeeze his tube.(Sorry for this old joke.)
I'm an ex- asshole. One who speaks her mind! Who am I kidding! I was born an asshole and can't change it. So I shall embrace it!
Wait...10,000 sex partners! I do not believe that shit for a minute. Besides, if your daddy fucked you up, shouldn't you be screwing 10,000 ladies? The sexually free with their love bush, female wise, screqed them some men looking for a daddy figure.Is it different for the gays? 10,000 partners. I call bullshit.
The Republicans have appropriated that one.
I'm still worn out from Folsom Street; going to have to skip this one (again).
Simenon might actually not have been bragging. He had amazing stamina and not just au lit. He was able to shut himself in a room with a coffeemaker and a typewriter and write a whole novel in one pass. Personally, I find the Maigraits suffer from this haste but a number of the stand-alone novels are excellent.
They steal Bruce Springsteen's music. They steal Neil Young's music. They steal respected, long-standing masturbation metaphors. This is the party of responsibility?
I think the line, "Nice to meet you, wanna fuck?" works for guys who are a whole lot better-looking, a whole lot wealthier, enormously more famous and multiple decades younger than I am.
Sandy Rios.........................ROTFLMFAO.......................
What we need in response to this is a ex-straight event. "But Stein" you say! "We already got gay pride month". Ah but see! This will not celebrate gay pride, but the escape from the horrors of straight life. Any takers? No? Damn!