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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It could be that he's holding up a sign to maintain some of modesty for the dude...but that doesn't make sense either. I mean, how many people would be carrying microscopes or magnifying glasses there?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

That's the only possible way that dude could ever get anyone to look at him naked.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Whadda ya mean??!? Dude's pecs are pumped! They appear smaller because we see them in relation to the gut.

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fuflans's avatar

nononononono can't stand anymore of the obama news death litany.

i'm going to read tolkein or something until january.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sorry to hear the TP'ers threw away their book. Though it did inspire the man-boobs (or boob-man) guy to "tease the panther".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That was fucking perfect.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That's the wrong way to get an autograph.

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fuflans's avatar

in islam, it's shoes that are the dirty insult. in america, it's books.

r0ck on nation of morans.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

For some reason I'm thinking that there wasn't a huge need to try to hide the guy's dick.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Books and genitalia.

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe he just wanted Obama to help him with some of the big, multi-syllable words, the kind that comic books do not prepare you for.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

There was a lot more "real estate" on this guy's chest. Stomach would have been more ideal, but this guy's stomach wouldn't stay put while running as much.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

This is NOT the way I want to spend Cocktober!!!1!

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