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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It could be that he's holding up a sign to maintain some of modesty for the dude...but that doesn't make sense either. I mean, how many people would be carrying microscopes or magnifying glasses there?

Joshua Norton's avatar

That's the only possible way that dude could ever get anyone to look at him naked.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Whadda ya mean??!? Dude's pecs are pumped! They appear smaller because we see them in relation to the gut.

fuflans's avatar

nononononono can't stand anymore of the obama news death litany.

i'm going to read tolkein or something until january.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sorry to hear the TP'ers threw away their book. Though it did inspire the man-boobs (or boob-man) guy to "tease the panther".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That was fucking perfect.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That's the wrong way to get an autograph.

fuflans's avatar

in islam, it's shoes that are the dirty insult. in america, it's books.

r0ck on nation of morans.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

For some reason I'm thinking that there wasn't a huge need to try to hide the guy's dick.

PsycWench's avatar

Maybe he just wanted Obama to help him with some of the big, multi-syllable words, the kind that comic books do not prepare you for.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

There was a lot more "real estate" on this guy's chest. Stomach would have been more ideal, but this guy's stomach wouldn't stay put while running as much.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

This is NOT the way I want to spend Cocktober!!!1!