National Cathedral Zapped By Quake Because of Koran Snuck Inside
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One thing American God hates nearly as much as poor people and minorities is some liberalz sneaking a Koran inside His national cathedral, which is apparently what happened, and which is also the legal reason (according to the Patriot Act) why God struck the East Coast with a terrible, humiliating earthquake that also toppled His own cathedral tower in His capital city, Washington. Do you doubt this? Well, communist Cuba or whatever is THAT way, so go ahead, enjoy watersports with Hugo Chavez we guess.
National Cathedral Zapped By Quake Because of Koran Snuck Inside
National Cathedral Zapped By Quake Because of…
National Cathedral Zapped By Quake Because of Koran Snuck Inside
One thing American God hates nearly as much as poor people and minorities is some liberalz sneaking a Koran inside His national cathedral, which is apparently what happened, and which is also the legal reason (according to the Patriot Act) why God struck the East Coast with a terrible, humiliating earthquake that also toppled His own cathedral tower in His capital city, Washington. Do you doubt this? Well, communist Cuba or whatever is THAT way, so go ahead, enjoy watersports with Hugo Chavez we guess.