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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ayyyyy! (Thumbs up)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Team Romney is going to be soooo pissed.

They don't want people figuring out that cold damp terracotta is actually more warm and personable than the real Mitt.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"He braved derision and ridicule for standing on the convention stage."

Um, well, no. The order, Malkin, is the other way around.

"He received derision and ridicule for doing something strange (sure, we'll call it standing) on the convention stage."

FTFY,C

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fuflans's avatar

stewart's riff on this was gorgeous.

he is so good when he gets mad.

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fuflans's avatar

same as us!!!

we just used ours to bury the dead opossum we found in the garage.

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fuflans's avatar

i don't get this.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That was kind of my point, since JP2 occasionally appeared to believe in V2.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I am now more convinced than ever that the entire Republican party has been infected with brain eating amoebas...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

classic GOP move- take a really bad idea, when it blows up in your face stubbornly dig in your heels and double down on that bad idea making it a REALLY bad idea, then declare victory and pat yourself on the back for a job well done...

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Fartknocker's avatar

So how do these chairs help Build America? Were the chairs made in America? What a bunch of childish goat fucks.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Vatican II Libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Also, Jon McNaughton paintings.

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Bezoar's avatar

It all just goes to reconfirm that liberalism = political philosophy, conservatism = personality disorder.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Now of course the real dilemma will be working out which order to do it in. Just make sure you have plenty of asparagus that day.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It wasn't that long ago when The Rapture was supposed to take place and that poor old guy in Northern California predicted the day the world would end and the Internets was full of not-so-funny cat videos but also photos of empty suits on the ground.

I think the GNoP should cut their losses and drop this meme because it's not going to end well for any of them. (r)Money doesn't need a great many things - empty suit jokes being right there at the top of the roster.

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Bezoar's avatar

Ooh, I get it; have Michael Moore onstage at the Democratic convention addressing an empty suit as if it were Mittens?

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