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but brad and angie are still engaged right?

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Of course, we're both being very silly libtards - <em>all</em> shiftless blahs are sluts.

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Mittens Wkipedia page now refers to Ann 'working as a homemaker'.

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Or a shiftless blah.

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And also since all other newspapers abandoned any pretense of trying to be more accurate than the National Enquirer.

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Especially as the image is chock-full of win.

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Funny how her husband abandoned respecting choices that women make as part of his platform.

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<blockquote>Wait, Ann Romney is pro-choice? Who knew? </blockquote>

Planned Parenthood, in the '90s. Until Mitt discovered Massachusetts was too small to fit his ego.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=FmD2Y6WxpIw" target="_blank">Bitty!</a>

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Unpossible. It's been there for years.

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HA HA. When she said "choices that women make" she meant "choices white male state legislators make for women". And when she said "respect" she meant "assume they are wrong". And when she said "all of us", she did not mean white male legislators who hate all reproductive rights.

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Since I am in love with Michelle Obama (she doesn't know, <i>sigh</i>), my view on this may not be 100% objective.

Michelle is not a scheming political operator. She is a kind, generous woman who likes walks on the beach, quiet dinners at home, surprise gifts, and who likes to laugh. Her ideal first date is a picnic in a park where she gets to meet three new people from places she's never visited. OK, maybe I <i>am</i> 100% objective.

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