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Yes! Please give the lady your votes. This is hard work. Yes, you know it is.

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No.

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She doesn't give a shit. Why would she? It will just make her a victim which she and her followers need to pretend to be. I think it was done on purpose to get over the blood libel mistake. Poor Sarah. Poor United States of America.

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Planned distraction from the blood libel mess. No one cares but the supermarket shoppers, who have her confused with Sandra Bullock.Remember when they were getting a divorce last year? Well now they can do it. Todd gets the ugly house and child support/alimony and next year he marries Shailey. Sarah moves to the chick pad in Phoenix adopts a child and wins an Emmy.

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Word is that Linda Tripp had some serious plastic surgery, so we have to judge based on behavioral evidence. So I think it's the same person.

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He has given up Crosshair Pie.

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You're a bigger person than I, Liz.

Love the new look, by the way.

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Remember that when the National Enquirer went after John Edwards, the right wing nutz made it out to be The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and The Washington Times all rolled into one - just the best newspaper ever!

Now it will be villified as a rag nobody should pay the slightest bit of attention to.

The conservatives still linger over Miss Monica's "Blue Dress" - physical evidence of this dalliance is going to be gross, in poor taste, and beyond what the public should be reading about. Just watch - it will happen!

I forgot "Stage III" - the routine plea for privacy during this difficult time for the family. Like the conservatives ever believed in that - other than for one of their own, of course.

And who is the happiest guy in the USofA tonight? The governor of Alabama - he's off the center of the stage now, for sure. You betcha!

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Just exactly how many Alaskan pipelayers are there??

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Evangelical Christians pretty much drive the cost of divorce lawyers up for everyone. My staunch teapartier Aunt Ruth is on her 4th husband and has already confessed to cheating on him with her 1st, who she at this point might remarry because he was the only one she ever loved.

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Singing the Mr Plow song while churning the butter is not considered sexy by the women folk, a lesson I learned in my bygone youth. Carry on.

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That's not a vagina! Its a battle station.

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i can't wait to see mercede and bristol's facebook exchange.

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Any relation to Linda Tripp? That would be sweet.

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Absolute proof of Todd's indiscretion.

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