Grab your best fainting couches and clutchin' pearls, America, because there's a whole new set of teensy genitals to have a moral panic over.
Yeah! <i>Spike</i> that Jones!
The doll is nicely packaged.
&quot;Suzie, why is Barbie&#039;s Dream House littered with tiny mirrors covered with powdered sugar?&quot;
&quot;Hey Skipper! Let&#039;s play this new game I just found -- it&#039;s called &#039;Hide The Salami!&#039; &quot;
Never mind the peen, that belly button makes me anxious. If you stare too long into that empty void of space, you&#039;ll see God, or the cosmos, or VicJack&#039;s skull interior.
Open Carry Texas?
I sure hope Baby Meconium will come complete with a roll of paper towels, that stuff is sticky.
Same time that they choose their sexuality, right?
Thank goodness that isn&#039;t a black baby doll, or these whackaloons would detonate in a mushroom-cloud of white-hot rage.
Yeah! <i>Spike</i> that Jones!
The doll is nicely packaged.
&quot;Suzie, why is Barbie&#039;s Dream House littered with tiny mirrors covered with powdered sugar?&quot;
&quot;Hey Skipper! Let&#039;s play this new game I just found -- it&#039;s called &#039;Hide The Salami!&#039; &quot;
Never mind the peen, that belly button makes me anxious. If you stare too long into that empty void of space, you&#039;ll see God, or the cosmos, or VicJack&#039;s skull interior.
Open Carry Texas?
I sure hope Baby Meconium will come complete with a roll of paper towels, that stuff is sticky.
Same time that they choose their sexuality, right?
Thank goodness that isn&#039;t a black baby doll, or these whackaloons would detonate in a mushroom-cloud of white-hot rage.