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DutchS's avatar

Actually they can use rifle butts or bayonets, too. Doesn't violate noise ordinances. Because respect for the law.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

How beautifully Xtian of them. Remind me again why we're supposed to hate and fear Sharia law?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I think the term "homophobe" is being misused. They're not afraid of <i>other</i> gay people, they're afraid of their own overwhelming desire to suck a dick.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

This is a good example of Freedom of Speech, but it may be a bit premature to declare the threat to my Traditional Marriage is no longer under siege.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Texas state Rep. Cecil Bell (R-duh) introduced a bill to cut the pay (to zero!) of any government employee who facilitates a gay marriage, should that become legal in Texas. The bill also says if the employee can't sue over the pay cut. No word on whether he has formed an official Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Exploratory Committee. <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/texas-bill-...">http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I smell a grift, since he's got to know there's no way in Hell Governor Moonbeam's going to give him the time of day.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

How long before he is caught tap dancing like Larry Craig

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Jared James's avatar

Like private masturbation instead of public masturbation?

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diogenez's avatar

First Wonkette story, right?

Bravo and well done!

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malsperanza's avatar

Dude would have been the first to start screaming about wasted time and expensive flights to Paree if Obama had actually gone there.

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malsperanza's avatar

Molotov, as the Jews say.

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malsperanza's avatar

Has this guy noticed that he's living in <i>California</i>??

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