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Which, no joke, is probably why the US passenger train system is a shambles.

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Seasonal reminder that "Hallelujah" was written by a morose Jew and is not an uplifting ballad about Jebus.

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The R was destoyed.

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The groove is in the heart.

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Mmmmm, Maud’Dib!

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Or Lady Krampus (slightly NSFW)http://humoncomics.com/lady...

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The Trump administration is one the most PC groups ever. That's probably why Donald rails against it so much.

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Needless to say, the Interior Department is staying mum on what Zinke actually discussed with Smith

And we'll never know, since Zinke installed a Cone of Silence in the place.

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Stupid sheeple concerned about precious carbon dioxide 'emissions'. DO YOU FOOLS NOT KNOW WHERE FOOD COMES FROM? If you have less carbon dioxide, you have less food,. FOOLS If you have more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, you have more FOOD. There in not a 'Scientist' in the world, not in a mental institution, who will argue with this postulation. It's doubtful any of you know one, but if you do, then ask.

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Ooooooooohhhhh, I hate rabbits!!!!! *pew pew!!*

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If you cut my taxes, I'll hire more upvoters. Like, real soon now.

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Yeah, but he comes with Sting-inna-loincloth. It's a package deal.

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Huh. I bought the super-cheap discount senior pass to get free admission to all the national parks. I'd better hurry up and use it, because if Trump's minions have their way, they'll all be gone. Well, maybe not Jewel Cave, Wind Cave, The Badlands, and Mt. Rushmore, all of which I've visited, but the western ones. I want to return to Yosemite.

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"With a name like Zinke, being a tin pot dictator is actually a step up for me. And I aspire to be more mercurial every day. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to goldbricking."-- Ryan Zinke

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"They call them National Parks, but then they don't let you keep your car there. It makes no sense."-- Ryan Zinke

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