Conservatives have yet to uncoverTheScandal that will, once and for all and forever, destroy history's greatest monsters, Bill and Hillary Clinton. Not for lack of trying -- for decades , with a bazillionteen dollars, and an army of rightwing organizations dedicated to inspecting every scrap of toilet paper that ever wiped a Clinton's butthole. And not without the aid of the media, even the "liberal" media like the
I'd heard of Alex Jones and his batshit crazy conspiracy website, and am generally aware of the various Obama theories embraced by the loons that listen to him, but I didn't realize he actually had a show on AM radio until recently, when I stumbled across it at 2 AM, driving home from playing poker. Apparently the current "Obama is not who he claims to be" theory is that Obama actually planted all the misinformation about his birth certificate in order to send his enemies on a wild goose chase and to distract from the fact that Frank Marshall Davis is his real father, and that Obama's maternal grandfather originally covered all this up because he was in the CIA or FBI and his job was to keep tabs on Marxist agitators, and might lose his position if it was found out one of them got his daughter pregnant.
Adams is going to have to up her game to something far more nefarious, convoluted and most importantly, absurd, than mere sex or finance scandals if she expects to compete with what's coming.
You know, I have a confession. I was listening to Hillary the day she blamed a "vast Right-Wing Conspiracy," and I thought, Jesus Christ, woman, stop being such a drama queen. But now I believe every single syllable, because over the ensuing 16 or so years, I have SEEN SOME SHIT from these fucking Republicans. Hillary, I'm sorry I doubted you. I was wrong.
I had a problem with the word "conspiracy." That implies that they were working in secret. Republicans have been out in the open trying feverishly to tear the Clintons down by any means necessary. There's never been any secret about it.
... why do I get the feeling the National Enquirer is required reading over at Fux Noise? That way the talking bobble-heads they employ can say... "it's been reported..." before repeating some wackadoodle fantasy so beloved by their knuckle-dragging demographic.
Somebody is "exploring the outer limits", but I don't think it's the Democrats and their (unproven) media allies.
I call BS. Everyone knows space aliens can't write.
I'd heard of Alex Jones and his batshit crazy conspiracy website, and am generally aware of the various Obama theories embraced by the loons that listen to him, but I didn't realize he actually had a show on AM radio until recently, when I stumbled across it at 2 AM, driving home from playing poker. Apparently the current "Obama is not who he claims to be" theory is that Obama actually planted all the misinformation about his birth certificate in order to send his enemies on a wild goose chase and to distract from the fact that Frank Marshall Davis is his real father, and that Obama's maternal grandfather originally covered all this up because he was in the CIA or FBI and his job was to keep tabs on Marxist agitators, and might lose his position if it was found out one of them got his daughter pregnant.
Adams is going to have to up her game to something far more nefarious, convoluted and most importantly, absurd, than mere sex or finance scandals if she expects to compete with what's coming.
Passing NAFTA was worse than that blowjob but at least no Clinton has lied his way into invading a country.
You know, I have a confession. I was listening to Hillary the day she blamed a "vast Right-Wing Conspiracy," and I thought, Jesus Christ, woman, stop being such a drama queen. But now I believe every single syllable, because over the ensuing 16 or so years, I have SEEN SOME SHIT from these fucking Republicans. Hillary, I'm sorry I doubted you. I was wrong.
Words fail me. I hate that.
I thought his middle name started with 'H', not 'L'.
It's pretty funny to read, if you read every sentence in the old Saturday Night Live "Compulsive Liar" character's voice.
(Also works for the Baltimore PD's statements, btw)
No? Really?
Wasn't there that cookbook, though?
Didn't want to go Godwin right out of the gate.
Boy it would be a shame if it turned out that Myra Whatsherface is into necrophilia.
Hillary has and will murder Republicans -- WITH VOTES!
There's a lot of fappy comments over there at the original article. Geesus.
I read this on the Internet. It has to be true.
I had a problem with the word "conspiracy." That implies that they were working in secret. Republicans have been out in the open trying feverishly to tear the Clintons down by any means necessary. There's never been any secret about it.
... why do I get the feeling the National Enquirer is required reading over at Fux Noise? That way the talking bobble-heads they employ can say... "it's been reported..." before repeating some wackadoodle fantasy so beloved by their knuckle-dragging demographic.