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That's a nasty stomach virus Ms. Allen appears to have, given the copious quantities of excrement and vomitus she just produced.

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Don't hold back... tell us how you REALLY feel.

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Jesus Christ. (not uttered in a prayerful tone)

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You must be fucking kidding me.

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Cannot fail, can only be failed, etc.

Also, people voting for the Christian in the White House instead of the cult member really honked Him off.

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Was it chunky peanut butter? Added friction.

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Self-absorbed.

The stupidity here is displayed by those who wasted electrons making her hateful words available for all to see...

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Just another naked view of the godless commie-eugenicist lack of value for human life. (Not the parents' lives, naturally)

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Just toss a bag of weed in there periodically, and close the door quickly.

Or maybe I'm oversharing again...

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Are they too proud to borrow twenty grand from their parents and start their own business?

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I wish He'd become this resolute after the poor Amish kids were murdered. One hopes there wasn't a firm threshold - the quantity of victims - that was the difference this time.

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740 grand, rather.

Reimbursing the taxpayers for that would just be a sucker move.

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Fingerprint-activated tr133er locks... that somehow don't work under duress.

So far I got nuthin' else.

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Uglier than Phyllis Schlafly! That is difficult, even if you mean her writings.

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Even William Bradford would look at these loons and say, "Really?"

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Wait, I'm confused. Sure, denying food and shelter is fine, but how are you giving your child "all the support you need" if at the same time you're not giving him any guns? Isn't it part of our freedoms to be fully armed at all times? Why does Charlotte Allen hate our children?

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