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Presbyterians frown at sex because it might lead to- gasp! dancing.

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cept for those weird fundie parts who want to secede to angola.

(lazy pretty much DEFINES us btw. still! fun to be most easy, least baggage heavy faith).

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yeah??? well baptists are what episcopalians call 'low methodists'.

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yes, that is our blessing.

the church of drinking.

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the very best.

i ran a marathon a few years back. first two hours were entirely devoted to 'dressed to kill'. it worked.

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I got a shock when in the bathtub during a thunderstorm. Nobody in my house showers or bathes during a thunderstorm.

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My father was raised Presbyterian and my mother was raised Anglican (aka Episcopalian) . They both swore off religion when they grew up. (unless you count that brief flirtation with Unitarianism). Good Presbyterians don't drink. Good Anglicans do.

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Yeah, but we can grow tomatoes, so there too!<br />Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

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