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Yes, I noticed that. He's mighty paunchy.

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Hey, that 2020 presidential election isn't going to overturn itself.

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Following the principle of utilitarianism: yes. Ted Cruz's mortality would cause the greatest amount of happiness for the greatest number.

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Your summary is great! I'll add it to the wierd collection on my Kindle 😉

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That is a poignant insight.....think I've seen bits of that in his characters. What an interesting family.......Thank you . Lucky you knowing Carl, too, also 😊

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Republicans don't believe in governing. They never lead only point and laugh.

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The Cruz's supposed friends are the ones who outed them by releasing the emails! LOL LOL LOL.

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Like "no one believes what Tucker Carlson says" as a defense...

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The whole US right wing political philosophy now is based on being against whatever the opposition is for, lying and never, never admitting error.

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Rick Santorum [yuck] is a major reason I avoid CNN, except late at night when Rosemary Church runs CNN like the BBC.

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Cruz didn't need to stay in Texas, but he could have made himself useful by going to Washington to help coordinate federal relief--he is, after all, a Senator and that is something Senators regularly do when disaster hits their states. Republicans should try imagining that it was a Democrat who did this, so they could then see how this was bad and that Cruz might have been able to do something better than jetting off to Cancun during all of this.

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But there is zero threat of communism in the US.

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Can we have the person he hired to take it for him to fill out the rest of the term?

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Hey, it has the virtue of being true...

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Following the logic here, the right thing for Ted would have been suicide.

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Those braids would be more impressive on that scuzzy beard.

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