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chascates's avatar

From her cold, dead talons.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

See what happens when you socialize veterinary medicine!

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Jesus, you know what they probably tried to do to her? Give her medical treatment</i> and they probably didn't even bill her (ha ha?) for it. You know what this means! Socialized Medicine! And then they euthanized her? THIS is what Obamacare is all about!!

Jeez that was a little too realistic. Sorry.

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PsycWench's avatar

To say nothing of the National Endowment for the Arts. The crucifix-in-urine debacle of the early 90's is probably still alive and well in some people's minds.

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Dang, you beat me.

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PsycWench's avatar

In Twitter language, this would be "birdered". Gotta make those 140 characters count.

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fuflans's avatar

la palin's followers are going to think 'mortal coil' is some kind of meth burner you know.

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PsycWench's avatar

The kicker to that one is that for four years prior to her death, my grandma prayed nightly for "Jesus to take her".

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I imagine it would involve forcing people to view Tucker Carlson until they killed themselves, so maybe it would techically be "assisted suicide"?

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and transgendered to boot.

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